Okay medfags...

Tertiary syphilis. RIP gangsta

Looks like shingles. Does it feel like it's burning?

>not sure if lack of exercise could cause something like that
We get it, you work out

Looks ringwormy but not terrible

Not me(op) who posted this but ok

Yea it is u dumbfuck

Looks like skin rush to me but it could be skin infection

Looks very much like syphilis.
Get tested.
The cure is 1 injection of antibiotic.

Red dots are secondary you baka.

stop flexing nigga, also looks like fucking cigarette burn marks lmfao

fairy tail is cool, having oïl painted that is BAD ringo

A wrestler? Faggots built like a swizzle stick.

ER Doc here, we're going to need to see your anus just to rule out a few things

I can see none of you have been to med school.

OP is describing classic pityriasis rosea.

It’s common and harmless. Unless it persists, you get a fever, or other scary shit happens, you’ll be fine.

Let's see your penis too , for med reasons only

Skin stretch from wokring out and quick muscle gain. You should be fine.

Also my friend had it like this and it was said that it was the Covid19 easy symptoms.

We will need to see your penis tho

The doctor is in!

A few questions
Any allergies?
Any sexual activity?
Any travel outside of the country recently?

AHAHHAGHHAHA /B IN A NUTSHELL

Show DICK

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I think this medfag nailed it

OP described a herald patch with subsequent outbreak of ringworm-like splotches on the trunk. Even the images are clear. C’mon man, this is basically an easy step 1 question.

Fine, do the H+P, but I’m pretty set on pityriasis lol

If you've been sexually active then could be the result of an STD. If you've been sexually active at all recently you need to post a picture of your genitals. If you don't want us examining them then actually go to a real doctor. Either way it's the only way to know for sure. If you're willing to have a legitimate medical examination then you need to post a picture of your genitals if you've been sexually active at all in the past few weeks dude.

yo doctor can u help me i got some weird ass like pearls under my skin they're hard asf imma send a pic, it's hard and underneath my skin and no exit thing like a zit it's literally like a pearl under the skin

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No allergies
No travelling
I have been having a lot of sex with my girlfriend tho. She doesnt show any Mark's tho

Yeah my dick looks normal, theres nothing abnormal about it I'm good

Oh, would antibiotics work?

You have Nigger Aids.

kill yourself.

ur fucking lying it's definitely some genital type disease bro It's very important we need to see it

Skin stretch?

From muscle gain?

How are you this retarded yet know how to operate a keyboard?

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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You're not a medical professional, how would you know if it looks normal? Like I said before, either show us or an actual doctor if you're too shy. But someone has to see it besides you dude, whether it's a supposed medical professional on Yas Forums or a real doctor. This isn't too see your junk, this is out of actual concern. Book an appointment with a doctor just to be sure.

it's a cyst.

so is it bad? should i go to the doctors and let them fucking cut it out of me under anesthesia or nah? it's been there for like a year now, it doesnt hurt but its just weird, any huge health risks?

If I’m right, there’s nothing you can really do. Don’t use antibiotics, they won’t help. A little bit of hydrocortisone cream and might help with itching. Just know that they might last up to 2-3 months.

Anything new or scary happens, go to doctor

I don't think this is a classic presentation. Yes, he was describing a herald patch progressing to greater distribution, but where's the "Christmas tree" pattern?

Most cysts are benign, so there is no health risk, if you are worry about it, you can see a doctor to remove it.