You're homeless.Where do you crash? Give me your set up

You're homeless.Where do you crash? Give me your set up
>Abandoned/Empty apartments?

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I've wonder this as well. Nobody I know has carried cash in over ten years.

Been homeless 8 years. When i was on foot i just slept wherever there werent people. Have a dog and she barks at folks so i had to hide pretty good. Id always sleep outside vs in a bando. Easier that way, especially when youre moving around. Sitting in a city living in squats and bandos is misery. Much better life to go around on the highways and sleep in the woods.

Sorry to hear that man, what city are you in?
Any tips on finding empty apartments?

I'd probably find a nice secluded spot somewhere in the woods, not too far from civilization but far enough to not worry about someone stumbling by. Set up a makeshift tarp tent & camp and hang out until I need to beg by the interstate.

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>Been homeless 8 years. When i was on foot i just slept wherever there werent people. Have a dog and she barks at folks so i had to hide pretty good. Id always sleep outside vs in a bando. Easier that way, especially when youre moving around. Sitting in a city living in squats and bandos is misery. Much better life to go around on the highways and sleep in the woods.

HAHAHA

Faggot. How'd that American democracy work out for you? I suppose that being on the kiddie toucher list didn't work out to well for you. Stay away from elementary schools, bitch.

My life has never been as good as the last 8 years man. Fuck normie life. Im in the midwest in a low pop town waiting out the virus. If youre in a big city, it should be fairly obvious whats abandoned and not. Ride the bus through the inner city neighborhoods. Easiest way is to ask other homeless people. Always ask multiple people though, more options the better. My biggest advice to you if youre in a metropolitan area is walk the fuck out of there, take a bus, hitch if you have to but get the fuck out. You gonna end up with scabies and shit sleeping around other homeless and its pretty much unavoidable if youre trying to sleep indoors in an area with other homeless.
Anyways if you have to, dont be afraid to break a window or tear off boards. Dont worry about alarms and shit. If you have to break in, then no one else broke in and you have your own little squat.

I have over 50k saved from asking people for change. Hell, in the last 2 weeks ive spent 12 grand. America is the best place in the entire world, nice role play though.
>o b s e s s e d

I would live in a van. I'm not retarded so I wouldn't sleep on the street. Also I have a van already.

Pics or novan

novan larping faget

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I am the next predatory woman. I raped her. I beat her with clocks, like her bitchy men and pedicas never could. I fell in love with him. We are not the same as Bonnie and Claida. We are good. We have saved. We kill. We are kidnapping. And we are leaving Yama from a strict and dramatic exclusion. At the end, we take cyanide and stick out our nests against the world, which cannot understand our love.

Haci makes cigarettes

Down by the river??

>better to sleep in the woods
What about chiggers, ticks, mosquitos, ants? They dont bother you all night?

Deet and or eat raw garlic.
Ticks and mosquitos are your only real issue there, bugspray is cheap and works. Eating the garlic every day works too but people dont typically enjoy that.

Confirmed novan

>be me, recently homeless.
>immediately walk to the bank and take out $50k. My daddy was rich, so what?
>blow it on hookers and alcohol.
>next day, go buy a house, cash, 20% above asking price.
>problem solved.

I don’t know why bitches be complaining. It’s not hard.

This reads like an adult trying to be hip at a high school seminar.

Welcome to Yas Forums

Kill yourself

Omg, can’t believe you said that!

Welcome to Yas Forums

Life hack, if you are truly homeless the best place to live is near the hospital (minus the coronavirus event). They provide unlimited free food and bathroom. Just admit yourself to the ER and stay there til they send you out. I work at a hospital and thats how our homeless population does it here. As a hospital we can't refuse people and they get free shelter. Luckily this whole pandemic is happening so they can't be near us.

I want to do the van thing here in Ausfag land unemployed atm

So your homeless life hack is to behave like a shopping cart home bum schizophrenic?
How the fuck is that a life hack you gigantic faggot

Terrible advice

no more centrelink?

just break into and sleep in one of the many half build houses that no one is working on because of the corona virus

Britbong here. I will literally sell my house and fly over to Aus to come and be van fag with you. I've had it with this boring 9-5 life.

that's because you know NPCs like yourself fatass

Stationwagonfag here. AMA

Pics or nowagon

That’s not a question.

And you dont have a wagon

fuck off nowagon

Just smash the window of any house and go inside. Worst case scenario is that I get arrested and go to jail.
Free accommodation either way.

Hahahaha

I used to sleep at balboa park in San Diego
24 hour bathrooms and cover from rain
Also businesses there let you get hot water for instant coffee

In Denver Colorado during winter I used to “break in” to foyer of the apartments in Cap Hill , and sleep in the basement/laundry room or the lobby

I used to carry one bag , travel light cause without a car or money for bus/train you’ll be walking quite a bit

As for food I’d usually sign until I got ten or twenty dollars. Also eventually got emergency food stamps in both Colorado and California
California foodstamps are far superior because several places allow you to get an actual hot meal
Would also go to local soup kitchens
If you’re starving and homeless you’re a moron imo
Even the junkies have it all worked out in Cali , they bum money for drugs and alcohol and get free breakfast/lunch/dinner at local soup kitchens
They even have the ability to shower once a day at 9:30am & 12pm

My main tip would be don’t horde stuff , keep a couple changes of clothes , a sleeping bag is great but never had one cause too much to carry around , watch your ass , junkies and mentals are unpredictable and WILL steal from you while you sleep