Are Americans based or cringe?

Are Americans based or cringe?

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Cringe obviously

As an American I'd say the citizens are cringe, the government is more of a grimace. Like a maliciously incompetent Grimace.

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They are memes, these aren't real people. Most of them are paid actors.

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There is no way, adult people behave this irrational and dumb, the shit is staged

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They're just okay. Until you mention patriotism. Then cringe.

Sadly no, these people exist. They're nowhere near the majority but they make up a large enough percentage that it's kinda embarrassing. As an American it's really hard to fight these stereotypes when there's always at least 2 or 3 dumbasses in the room with you that you're trying to defend.

I kinda wanna move to Canada, they seem chill and I like the cold weather.

They're firstly fat and stupid.

ITT: name your favorite beach personalities.

Mine are as follows:
The one basically naked girl suntanning wondering why people are starting
That ONE black guy.. need I say more?
The fat white guys with more chest hair who gets in the water for two seconds

Bonus: the foreign kids 'sneaking' alcohol onto the beach and being overly abnoxious

what does based mean?

This guy gets it

Old American, like WWII Era = based. Most Americans after they commies killed Kennedy = cringe.

Totally opposite of this.

If you move to Canada, you'll definitely be cringe. Who the fuck would think "Canada, that's where I'll be based."

The one old lady with a giant straw sun hat who is out there reading by herself and repositions her chair every 20 minutes
The guy who brings everything and the kitchen sink to the beach. You know the one, with the pop up shelter, folding card table, full size boom box, and three coolers. It must take him 45 mins just to set everything up
The one idiot who doesn’t secure their umbrella and it goes flying and breaks
The nigger family that looks completely out of place and won’t touch the water
The windsurfer who is just learning and gets dragged around by the current. You home he doesn’t die, but it’s hilarious to watch him fuck up

Ask duckduckgo you stupid faggot, not Yas Forums.

Fuck California and the retards living there.

Hey guy, we don't want you anyway, friend . You don't seem to want to be anyones pal, buddy.

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it's a mix of based, cringe, stupid, wise, amazing, and fucking retarded.

You know...the "melting pot"

They are just the same as everyone else on this planet, trying to do the best for their kids and families.
They would be less cringe if better educated and less patriotic

He's not your Guy, homie.

More and more of us are gonna get fed up and force the government to reopen. We will start to defy the orders and we won't stand for this continued fear bullshit tactic to keep us from living our lives and depending on the gov for support

preach

only reasonable thing I heard coming out of america since I was born.

youre still all idiots btw

Make sure you inject disinfectant straight into your lungs first, it's the only way

did u know being outside makes it nearly impossible to spread covid? the wind disperses it and the sun kills it almost instantly. u know how u get it? being inside with carriers.

Cringe. Especially in the red states. Red states are cringe on a foundational level of stupid.

The level of cringe is especially strong in this one.

OP is certainly cringe for thinking an entire population can only be one or the other.

definitely cringe.
a hollywood-tier meme civilisation.

This, but replace Red with Blue.