If you had 15k, and needed to turn it into 80k fast (over 1-4 weeks), how would you do it?

If you had 15k, and needed to turn it into 80k fast (over 1-4 weeks), how would you do it?

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>buy guns
>Buy masks
>Hire some dudes
>Rob bank

Develop realistic expectations.

CRACK COCAINE

Honestly, download robin Hood, put money in, wait for the May Stock Market Crash and invest it all in Microsoft

Ask successful people how to do it. (like neckbeards on Yas Forums)

Realistically, stock options are the easiest way to do it. Sign up for a brokerage and request level 3 options. For the questions they ask you, say you've been trading extensively for over 10 years for each type of equity. Also, lie about your income and say that you make at least 200k per year. They will approve you and then you can buy/sell calls and puts.

spend it all on lottery tickets

15K in call options in MREITS. Thank me later.