ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC ETC

All my life I've had nightmares about the end of the world. Usually it's the nuclear holocaust or a zombie outbreak. If I ever have to experience something like that, I want my death to be quick and painless. I don't ever want to live in a world where society has fallen apart.

I've spent around 500 dollars commissioning erotica on Fiverr. Generally, the stories revolve around a shy/awkward guy who finds himself getting kissed, teased and jerked off by NFL cheerleaders.

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I feel suicidal but i only want to talk to my gf but he wont talk to me because she said everyone goes though some but she doesn't understand how it feels.

Women of the night ey, dammit those bitches, theyll keep you savvy. You ever thijk about dating or marrying one? Or killing one?

Home from the military at 23. Drinking wine coolers with my 14 year old first cousin, shooting the shit.
Long story short we got goofing around and i end up having non consensual sex with her. Thirty seconds, maybe a minute and I blow the best load ever in her.
Panic sets in. She tells and breaks stuff. My life flashes before my eyes because im fucked now.
But she ends up standing tall and not saying anything. All I get is the cold shoulder and silence at family shit for the next 25 years.
Now shes married, big tits but bigger ass because she shit out a couple kids.
Was it worth it? I dunno.
But she was a 10 back then. So maybe.

I do meet some sweethearts but nah the reason I fuck them is so I don't waste my time in an actual relationship to begin with

Longtime street hooker fan here. Have probably scored about 100 of them over the years.

>came in 30 sec

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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When I was 16 I started working as an escort. I continued to work as one for six years, and only worked high class, high paying clients.
I had boyfriends during this whole time and none of them knew.

Be glad police didn't baton bang you in the ass

>Homeless dude here
>Really sad and just wanting to talk

Me and an ex got black out drunk, and after fucking around for a long time, convinced her to try to let my dog fuck her. (Longtime fantasy of mine)

Didn't go so smooth, her couldn't quite get it in, but my ex let him lick her for awhile, then she tried to blow him. Got it in her mouth for about 2 seconds before he ran off.

Laughed about it, fucked around some more, passed out. Next few days, although we never mentioned it again, couldn't stop thinking about how fucking gross it was to actually watch live.

Ended up dumping her for it after a 3 year relationship, because of something I know she only did to make me happy.

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I was drunk and she was fucking hot.

But a big part of being a man is having a girl around to make you feel like one. Sure u can hit up a hooker once a week to hold you over, at least sex wise. But its kind of hard finding some ass now due to corona

I just go to brothels. Im 27 and probably been with about 20

Moar

Hookers are some of the sweetest souls you can find. Sure, most are soulless crack whores. But there are the kind soul ones too. Tougher to find.

Ah cool. Street hooker lover here. Love the edge.

ask away

Freakiest thing she let you go to her

sent each other nudes and videos while we were both in school and also finger her while we were in the same room with her parents

When I was in high school, 3 friends and I dropped some acid at this guys apartment we just met. Everyone was super fucked up and when people went to sleep, this cowboy dude that got us the acid told he was a massage therapist and told me getting massages on acid was the best. I let him rub my back and it felt great. He had my flip over and I could tell his hands were getting pretty close to my dick. He asked "if this is OK" and brushed my shaft with his hand. I didn't say anything as I was tripping balls and thinking about this hot chick in my class. The next thing I know, the dude is jerking my huge cock off full blast with lotion. Without me saying a word he put his mouth around my cock and I came down his throat.

I crossdress on occasion under my regular clothes and I want to get the confidence to just do it in public. I almost got found out today but I played it off pretty well. Considering just coming clean about it

Whatever man, theyre the only pussy i have access to

Pretty tame, thought you said she was a freak? lol

loved calling me daddy while i called her princess, sent me vids of her fucking her ass while in school, and loved being choked too. i'd say pretty freaky for her age

Still a working business despite the crisis where I'm at so I don't have an issue getting ass

I have the bathmate hydromax 9 and i love it

Been crazy for my 32yo half-sister for a couple of years now, being blowed by her is a golden dream. She loves me and frequently says thing like we were destined to be together in this Life, that something superior unites us bla bla bla and i cant help myself imagining her beautiful lil face covered in my sperm.