YLYL thread
YLYL thread
Jordan Sanchez
Isaac Morris
Actual true story inbound,
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Michael Collins
lost
Logan Peterson
sides in orbit
Kevin Martin
fucking lost
Josiah Lewis
Justin Scott
checked and lost
Owen Jones
Nice balls chimpo
Jason Phillips
Gavin Lopez
It's not even funny tho.
Austin Cruz
Really samefagging it up in here I see
James James
OP and his thread are gay
Nathaniel Howard
*fag
Gabriel Lee
I have to compliment cancer balls to not get cancer balls? Fuck you Chimpo. You look like you fell asleep with your nuts in a beehive
Kayden Jackson
>samefagging
>11 posters 13 replies
damn you're a dumb nigger
Jaxon Stewart
Fucking newfag, making me bait.
Daniel Morgan
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
Carter Lee
Moreso cursed than YLYL ehh
Ethan Turner
Maybe someone could do a documentary about this guy so we can figure this shit out.
Brayden Carter
Nice balls chimpo
Isaac Powell
David Long
Nice balls chimpo
Zachary Wood
Alpha AF.
Joshua Perry
Liam Phillips
Fuck she's hot. I seriously miss this style
Parker Cruz
nice balls chimpo
Noah Morris
Jaxson Barnes
Damn, that Nigger is buff!
Kevin Clark
Ian Mitchell
Actual true virus inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to sick someone
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to sick an neighborhood.
>fewer coronas later, brought some sheltering in place
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart
>can't stop touching my face
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>social distancing was "funny"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population control
>"We're not on lockdown anymore" goes viral
>someone said "bacteria" but I thought they say "bateria"
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this first epidemic would go downtown to black ppl
Charles Butler
Nice balls chimpdude
Levi Thomas
F