Itt:
We poorly describe our jobs and others try to guess what it is.
I tell people where to go and how to get there. Safely.
Itt:
Jace Johnson
Oliver Young
Shameless self bump
Austin Barnes
map
kys pedo
Grayson Ward
Projection much? Kill your own damn self.
Nathaniel Rogers
friendly gas station operator in a horror movie who warns the new people who are moving into the neighborhood about the local legends
Anthony White
I pick things up then put them down, over 1000 times a shift
Owen Rodriguez
forklift operator
Hunter Hernandez
I work with numbers
Nicholas Jenkins
I exchange something green that people want for something grteen that I want.
Sebastian Flores
Weed dealer
Isaiah Adams
not quite but really fucking close
Adrian Ramirez
Accountant
Austin Mitchell
crane operator?
Jordan Gomez
Amazon?
Jackson Green
Nope.
The people I tell where to go and how to get there are flying.
Lucas Collins
no. i pick the things up by hand
nope, but close
Joshua Turner
No
Adam Gray
oh, air traffic control? that's fucking sweet, is it as stressful as they say it is?
Hunter Hall
I work with numbers using a language that is not English
Adam Fisher
i spit in peoples food
Bentley Lopez
programmer
Camden Bennett
waiter when you only tip 30%
Jason Hall
Eh. Close enough and I don't feel like giving more clues. I'm a quantitative ecologist working in wildlife conservation.
Matthew James
Only If you're bad at it.
Training is stressful. And when the shit hits the fan it's stressful but it's mostly routine. Pretty relaxing once you get into the flow of it all.
Jackson Nguyen
cool
Carter Edwards
i guess you guys were close enough. I work in a warehouse. I drive one of these, which I guess is techincally a forklift?
Asher Lopez
Pays the bills.
Dominic Lewis
Got it. Cali legal weed dealer.
Henry Hernandez
Shit I dunno. Some sort of order picker or shelf stocker.
Ayden Hill
I'm I worked in a beer warehouse during grad school and drove one of these. We called them pallet lifts.
Ryan Walker
SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR SAMIR
Sebastian Davis
Oh yeah I forget that the legal stuff is still cash only down in amerikkkastan
Jose Hill
I ask people about themselves
Logan Long
yep
yeah we call em pallet jacks, but according to wikipedia it's a type of forklift
Jack Rodriguez
Because of the conflict with federal law, banks won't deal with us.
Robert Cooper
Y'all gotta sort that shit out.