Dog cock is the best cock, prove me wrong.
With the only limit being the actual impregnation, dog penis surpass the human counterpart in every aspect from a female wiewpoint
- Bigger
- Longer
- self lubricating
- smooth texture for easy slip-inside
- the knot
- pointy shape for superior cervix docking
- quantity of sperm for each insertion
Dogs are messy and not superb lover, but their cock should be the first choice for every woman
bump and yes
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>bigger
mine is big enough
>longer
the same thing
>self lubricating
thats handily dealth with by the woman and my foreskin that stops my dick from becoming a dry piece of useless shit
>smooth texture for easy slip-inside
my dick is smooth enough
>the knot
ok sure i dont have that, but i have other great qualities, like being able to feed her instead of needing to be fed
>pointy shape for superior cervix docking
my dick is pointy enough
>quantity of sperm for each insertion
yeah this usually isnt an issue either
>mine is big enough
probably isn't
>the same thing
Probably isn't 2
>thats handily dealth with by the woman and my foreskin that stops my dick from becoming a dry piece of useless shit
shitty argument, still can't self-lubrificate
>my dick is smooth enough
probably isn't 3
>ok sure i dont have that, but i have other great qualities, like being able to feed her instead of needing to be fed
You probably need to be fed just like any other animal tbh
>my dick is pointy enough
probably isn't 4
>yeah this usually isnt an issue either
Yeah it is.
I like this thing as the next guy but still, as a male i would prefer that MY dick was going in
Just admit that you want to be fucked by your dog
>their cock should be the first choice for every woman
Guys, wait, what about dolphins?
I grew up as a sexually repressed boy in the midwest and my only sexual outlet was my family's dogs. I imagine I swallowed more dog cum than a lot of women will swallow regular in their entire lives. It wasnt until adulthood that I had my own place and finally let a dog penetrate me. It was very weird for a long time but after established a routine it was awesome. Cassius basically had free reign to mount me any time I was in my underwear a d I obliged. Great fucking dog. Never found another quite like him.
Getting fucked by a pup is based as shit
Sex is more than dick go in out hurrrr
nice larp
>beast thread
>some fag jumps to the opportunity to say he is a literal turbo fag for dog cock
wish girls would describe their first zoo time more often. its always either fags with dogs or shitty literotica that for sure never happened
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>dog cock
>wish girls would describe their first zoo time more often
Why would they? The zoo community goes out of it's way to identify and "own" girls who participate in zoo via doxxing.
Damn that's one hardcore bitch keeping her eyes open in the saltwater.
Trust me. There is no greater post nut clarity regret than shooting your load and then you still have a mouth full of constantly pumping dog jizz. The mounting was nice because it meant that basically as soon as he finished, I did too, so while very much abhorrent, still better than walking to the bathroom to brush your teeth and gargle mouth was because your entire throat is coated in dog cum.
how hard is it to just write up your story via greentext and not post a shit load of pictures with identifying information to them? those girls literally dox themselves.
Everything is a larp if you don't have pictures, user. First zoo thread?
Still doesn’t mean that a bunch of creepy fucks should go out of their way to ruin her life by “owning” them in the community. It’s why more girls don’t show it off! And I’d rather have more shit to jerk to
Lets just say that a girl that fucks a dog is not really the sharpest tool in the shed, then post it on the internet... well
Literal dog fucker lmao
nah quit pretending to be retarded, or maybe just being retarded
Why touch the real thing when i can get a dildo of it that i can make sellable porn with?
what exactly are you trying to accomplish with all these assumptions? you dont know how big my dick is, you dont even seem to know what an average woman can take. i can buy lube, i can feed myself AND the woman and women arent some sick fucks that care deeply about how much cum you can shoot, but i can promise you taht i have a dog beat on distance.
I kinda feel that after reading that you will forget that i asked a question, so i will ask it again.
wtf is your point, what are you trying to accomplish arguing for the greatness of dog penis?
what does it taste like
Horse is better
pretty sure cervix penetration is fantasy
Imagine how Elmer's glue smells, but as a flavor. Kinda like that. Or chewing gum that you chew too long and it starts to fall apart.
like salty milk?
lol'd
Its more metallic. In my experience it definitely tastes closer to something metallic like blood as compared to human cum.
This is something concerning to me. A gal I was very comfortable with drunkenly confessed one night that she would occasionally get her family's retriever to eat her out why she flicked her bean and I have to wonder how much she thought about that poor dog's unserviced weiner. She didnt lose her virginity until she was 19 so I'm suspicious as shit.
Agreed
