I am from the year 2291. Contacting the past is possible with the right technology but highly illegal...

I am from the year 2291. Contacting the past is possible with the right technology but highly illegal. I am already wanted and being tracked by the ED so I figured I might answer any questions you might have. Some answers right off the start:
Why Yas Forums? Because it's one of the only sites at your time that you can reach a fairly large audience with little effort.
Why 2020? I had my AA choose a year between 2010 and 2050.
I am not a history expert but I will answer your questions regarding your near future to the best of my ability. Things I do not know I will have to consult the EDII AA for that. It'll only take a second though so I'll be able to answer.

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When does the outbreak ends?

Were this true, you would know of Nibiru.
Im making sure of it.

Outbreak? Please clarify a bit. My AA isn't bringing up anything relevant.

Covid 19, Corona virus

How and when does ww3 start and was it some damn fool thing in the Balkans?

Ayo faggot take a picture of your time machine

When will you stop being a moron?

I couldn't get anything from my AA and when I tried to ask the EDII AA the data seemed to be expunged for some reason. This usually happens when the ED blocks access to sensitive historical data. Might have to do with the Trans Atlantic War which led to the creation of the ED

how did Vietnam turn out?

Dammit, wrong year. Sorry guys, I wanted to talk to people in 2012, right before the end of the world. I'm gonna go there now. Bye.

There have been many years in between your time and mine but none could be considered a full blown world war. The closest thing was the Saudi Uranium Crisis but that wasn't much of a war rather it was a collection of small skirmishes followed by lots of diplomatic actions

Why didn’t you just go to reddit if you wanted an audience. You make no sense. Get the fuck outta here.

Don't you mean Vietnam II?

Vietnam is now a vassal of China and is actually a very popular tourist hub.

Reddit requires work to get things going.

I am a slightly older you, who also came here from a slightly later future to tell you that you need to immediately come back to your own time or else I will die.

I am from 2057. I only came here to jerk off to grandma.

has the rest of our solar system been colonized?

Lol. The entire universe is conscious now, son.

Did humans manage to have colonies on other planets/moons?
Have there been any scientific breakthrough pertaining spaceship propulsion? If yes please be as specific as possible regarding the type of propulsion, the fuel used and what kind of achievements they allowed to reach

I can't explain because you would not understand. But I can tell you we have hoverboards for your class now.

>Trans Atlantic War
What caused this?

Trannies.

Hahah fuck off then, you didn't even prepare a few convincing lies for common questions.
I was expecting more from your larp

Help me make some money , im broke and in debt, gimme some info i can use. Help a brother out.

Invest in bitcoin, sell them in 2019.
Then invest all in toilet paper, respirator tech and 3M to prepare for something significant that will happen in Jan 2020. Avoid travelling to china at that time.

Prove your not larping

Learn how to suck cock. You can never have too few cocksucking skills.

>suck cock
only works for women..real women not Yas Forums "women"