ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

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I am Spartacus

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kek. you just don't understand the true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists… with a twist.
we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?)
we just want to watch the world burn.

I need 300 dollars for a new bass.

One of my best friends is a morbid alcoholic. Apparently he was hospitalized for this a couple years ago before he moved to this city and almost died. Same thing happened to him a couple months ago. Two days after he got released from the hospital, he posted a photo on Facebook of a fancy new bottle of champagne he got.

About a month after that he called me and said he had fallen off the wagon again. Then he texted me and said he was in the hospital. Didn't respond to specifics, but the next day after that he texted me and said he was being taken to the mental hospital for observation. I didn't know they took his cell phone away, so for the next three days, I was freaking out that he wasn't responding to phone, text, Facebook, anything. But he was okay.

But then a couple weeks after that, he goes to the mental hospital for a week at a time without telling me, completely unresponsive to any communication. This was shortly after he told me about suicidal thoughts. I thought he might have been dead. Turns out he wasn't, but I was angry he waited so long to call me from the hospital.

More recently, he's just been aggressively alcoholic and helpless about it. Keeps trying to quit, but sometimes drinks up to 2 fifths a day. He's called me to help him with a hangover, which is annoying when I'm at work (I work from home, but still annoying). He's constantly broke and has to wait to get his SSI check. One time he had me Venmo him $50 for food, but he ended up spending almost all of it on alcohol. Then he made me to DoorDash him food/supplies so that he won't spend money on alcohol.

I also resent that he doesn't have to work. He's bipolar and has PTSD, so he's on SSI and only pays like $30 a month for his apartment. I work all day, which he sometimes interrupts by telling me what comedy specials he's watching.

Anyway, my secret is that I resent him, and some of these times that he leaves me hanging so long and I think he might be dead, an evil part of me wishes he was.

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Quit enabling him by supplying him with booze and food. Let him hit bottom.

I don't buy him booze, but he has to eat. At this point, what would bottom look like?

I got to first and a half base with a chick by pretending to be Daniel Stern's son.

I secretly made a video of my best friend (she) while she was making a shower because I wanted to see her naked and because I was infatuated with her, and I thought I would never have the pleasure because she was with another man for 4 years (at the time).
Years later I find myself a GF and now I find out my friend always wanted me and she openly wanted me to kiss her since that trip we made.

I cough on the counters at White Castle when nobody is looking. Enjoy your corona sliders.

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Confront him and be honest about your feelings, honesty is the only way.

I have corrupted well over 50 innocent women and girls into cumming hard to pizza videos.

Girls love kids. And they love seeing them fucking too.

I used to be a teenage rent boy, used the money to buy games and beer. Sold my ass for £20 and gave bowjobs for £5. Now in my mid 30s, marrie to a woman, kids, she'll never know

I really want to pay a Japanese or asian girl to shit her panties for me. First, I’ll take her to a buffet or somewhere where she will eat a lot so she’ll have to shit so much. Then when she’s ready to go, I’ll have her drop her load in her panties. She’ll walk around in it, and I’ll play with her poop and spank her. Then I’ll clean her up at the end

B/ Isn't Yas Forums anymore...

YOU WHAT JOSH!?

>Be me
>Post in a thread like this
>get visited by men i suits the next day.

These threads are all started by the party van.

During my childhood I was raised as a Jehovah's Witnesses (in my opinion a cult) and was sexually abused by my uncle and physically by my aurnt (once she poured boling water into my ears). When my family found out and reported it to the police, the "elders" of the religion covered it up and helped him delete all his child porn.
This really messed me up sexually and it lead to me thinking this was normal so reenacted some of the "games" we played with my cousins and brother, as well as masterbating in school in public before we went to the police. Recently another uncle went to prison for 8 years after one of those cousins coming forward and reported that he had touched her inappropriately. It makes me wonder how many of the family were pedos and in on it.
This has now lead to me being pretty screwed when it comes to sex and relationships. I've cheated allot and do think id be better in an open relationship due to this but my current partner doesn't want to be in one. Was a professional donanatrix for a bit. Have a crazy sum of fetishes, some including: Loli, rape fetish, age play, rope bunny, degradee and degrader etc.
I'm in a very professional role in psychiatric services and often sit and think I'm just one traumatic event from being where my patients are, and wonder what has allowed me to have such a strong resilience in comparison to them (other than a brief spell in therapy when I was 13 due to suicidal ideation from bullying-it never touched on the sexual abuse).

Lies

I am a straight guy married to a TS woman, and my family does not know, neither my friends, none of them suspect a thing since she is really cute and have a nice sweet voice.

I was an escort for half a decade, from ages 16 to 22. I was able to go "ha ha I just look young I'm 19" whenever anyone asked for the first few years and that was usually enough.
I did it for the joy of being desired enough to be paid for, rather than the money itself. Since I didn't need the money I charged a lot, and since I catered to a unique brand of older gentlemen they were willing to pay handsomely. And then once I was actually older I had an established usual clientele.

I had boyfriends during that whole time, and not a single one of them knew.

secret threads are dying for some reason

Thas awesome I'm jealous. Based

How did you start? Did you ever think that some of them would have paid you more if they knew your real age?

do you share that video?

I have two secrets.

When I was really young I was invited to play with my cousin who was two or three years older than me. We locked ourselves in a room of my grandmas house and my memory isn't sharp but I remember that one time we were playing with our dicks and I didn't have gone into puberty yet, so it was really strange.

My second secret is from the last year. It was something like november and one friend of mine whose family is rich and who lives in another state came onto my city. We got out to drink and talk for some days but the last time we went out he was trying to get some coke and then he found someone and got some. Later that night all of us (those three guys) were doing coke and listening to some songs and talking then he started to talk shit, he was saying things about our government which is already horrible and I slapped his face (not a strong slap, just a joke one, so he could see that he was talking shit) but then his eyes went big and he started to became another person (he's schizophrenic) and something like 5 minutes passed and we were on the street with me throwing punches, in fact I didn't want to fight but he threw me on the ground and that triggered me.

I couldn't sleep well for the rest of the year.

In my early to mid teens whenever I had friends or nephews stay over for the night I'd play with their dicks when they fell asleep.

Hadn't done that for years. Now I have a husband and about 7 months ago we let his younger brother, he's just a couple years younger then me, move in. His younger brother is an alcoholic and drinks quite a bit. More often than not I'll come out of my bedroom at night and find him passed out on the couch. If my husband is asleep I'll feel up/slip my hand down his brothers pants and play with his dick.

Did you sleep with your boyfriends? Were you less inclined to have sex with them because that'd be giving it away for free/you're worn out of sex from work, or more inclined because sex is casual to you?

i dunno anything about escorts so forgive me if this comes off as stupid, but is this profession something i can kinda do "on the side" as a guy with a whole lot of free time available to me?


im pretty small/skinny, know a little but about makeup/dress\ing, know how to suck dick/am bi

Since the lockdown, been cumming in my sisters' foods and drinks.

How are your panties?

Her*

They have some hot ones. Older sister has a lot of thongs, younger one only has a few.

>be me, 19 m
>lack of affection led me to be desperate for it and sex
>visited my sister
>around 1pm, I'm still in bed
>Nephew, 12 or 13yo, can't remember, comes in
>starts to annoy me for fun
>pokes my ass
>Him - "Can't you feel that?"
>Me, trying to get him away - "No, fuck off"
>he quickly drops my pants and starts fucking me
>dick was so small, I could barely feel it
>sees the opportunity - "Hey, we gotta be even"
>he giggles and agrees
>I ram his ass, and he seems to be enjoying it
>end up cumming in him
>"Oh god, what have I done?"
>Nephew, being a daredevil, took the chance to manipulate me. Anytime I refused to do something he wanted me to do, like play with him or watch tv with him, he'd threaten me of telling my sister about our sex time
>constant fear hit me
>I eventually tell my other nephew and niece about it, saying I'm too scared to go to jail for pedophillia
>They tell me "Don't worry, he doesn't have the balls to do it"
>One afternoon at my house, my sister and her kids came to visit me
>She and my mom looked at me in disgust
>Me - "Er... what's wrong?" not thinking of the possibility of them knowing
>They keep hiding it and looking at me like if i was a dirty diaper
> I get enough of them, and end up asking them what the fuck I did for them to be looking at me like this
>They end up lashing on me about it, saying my niece told them.
>quickly thinking of a solution, I pretended to cry and to be naive about sex, which they have thought I was until that day, saying my sister was telling lies.
>My dad was on my side, and yelled at them for thinking I'd be capable of doing such a thing
>The day after, it's like if everyone forgot about it. It was never ever mentioned again.

>23yo, and still wondering if there's a chance I can do it again.

A couple years ago a cousin and I connected. We knew about each other but never talked or hung out. We only kept up with each other via social media. One day in 2018 her and her family were in town and we met up to hang out. It was innocent at first but the more we hung out the more we started to have a mutual attraction toward each other. She was married at the time and had two kids. So she couldn't get away for too long cause her mom was watching the kids.

On one of the nights I took her bar hopping. She does not drink and is a lightweight. After 2 drinks she was already a little tipsy. We left the bar and headed back to the parking garage so I could take her home. On the way there we started holding hands. I stopped in my tracks and pulled her into me and we started making out. When we got to the parking garage I opened the door for her and we started to make out more. My cock was rock solid and she started to rub on it through my shorts. I told her lets hop in the back seat of my Jeep cause I wanted her to ride me, but she said she was on her period. Great.

About a month later of us talking and flirting, she came down on her own to visit me. I booked us a room. She had to bring her 3 year old son with her, unfortunately, but we still had a fun time. The first night in the hotel room we couldn't keep our hands off each other. Her son wouldnt fucking go to sleep so we could fuck. I whispered in her ear to go to the bathroom and I will meet her there. So she did. I followed about 3 minutes later. We left the door cracked a little so we could see if her son was coming. I pulled down her shorts and mine, lifted one leg up with my hand and sunk my cock in her pussy. It was incredibly soaked and I went balls deep in the firs thrust. I didn't last long because the anticipation and build up for the past month was driving me nuts. I emptied my balls in her pussy while standing. That night, we fucked 3 more times and each time I blew my load in her cunt.

Nice, who has the hotter panties and who’s hotter?

The next day we went and got her Plan-B.

Us hooking up lasted for about 5-6 months. She would come down to see me and we would get a room for the weekend. We told our family that she was down here seeing one of my friends cause her and her husband were in a bad spot and were separated.

I never pulled out when we fucked and every time she went home with Plan-B. I lied, there was one time I did pull out and it was because she wanted my load on her face, I obliged. I turned her into a freak. The last time we hooked up was around this time last year. She came into town to take her kids to a water park. I met her at the AirBNB she was at. We fucked next to her son who was asleep. She rode me until I blew my load deep inside her guts. Plan-B the next day. We stopped talking about 5 months ago. She got knocked up not too long after we hooked up, had a baby, and is now dating someone.

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

I am Spartacus

Kek

Learning not to rely on other people for handouts and have someone bail them out for everything. Plus, they're not your child.

I got drunk and had sex with my flatmate last night. She's overweight and not someone I'm attracted to, but it was nice to spent the night with her in my bed.

When I was in whitecastle i stole my friends sex tape along with the VHS which I then promptly threw in my nieces bathtub in a fit of rage, killing her instantly

Dont you dare cheat on legosi you fucking whore