Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why are they called apartments when they are all together?
Why is it called a restroom when you use it for shitting
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Why do checkers king and chess check?
Why do blowjobs suck?
Its a fucked up language, only useful for comic book movies, cant imagine some movie villain speaking my native langue - that would sound stoopid.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it incandescence as opposed to candescence? Same for the redundant inflammable.
If you transport something by car it's called a shipment
If you transport something by ship it's called cargo
why is it called taking a shit? when you leaving one
why is it called having a baby, when actually, giving one
Erection was taken.
By your mom
why is it not called taking a baby, when you take a shit, would it not be called giving a shit
why is it called passing away, would it not be called failing away
why is it called coming out? if you gay wouldnt it be' cumming in
Why does fridge lose it's d when you call it a refrigerator?
why is it called an um,brella
do you um, have to think about calling it that first
why is it lesbian if they use fake cocks
why would a guy call it getting laid if hes on top?
Why are gays gay if they put their dick in holes?
If you can tuck your shirt into your pants, does that mean that usually your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Who put the Jew in Jewelry?
Why do you park on a driveway
But drive on a parkway
why is it called making a sandwitch? when its actually putting one together
Why do they call it "taking a shit" instead of "leaving a shit?"
we had that
Why is Donald Trump called president when he"s not my president?
This is where the German language really is superior to English.
bauen = to build + ge = prefix generally past tense
gebaude = building
Gtfo non American
yea then they use words like gestreistrebernetraneist, aint nobody got time to prononuce that
The pants are tucked around the shirt
why do they call it a tie when its actually a wrap
why do they call a tranny a trap, when actually they are trapped, in my basement