/boomer/ - Boomer General

The woman should be a young millennial. An old lady wouldn’t give a fuck about drinking from a hose.

Baby boomers are by definition the people born AFTER WWII, so that's retarded.

They destroyedthe west by believing jewish lies in their youth. At least we millenials figured out their tricks during our 20's. Zoomer's would follow us if they weren't too weak from having their faces glued to mobil phones all their development.

zoomers and moomers are a disgrace

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Boomers should all get coronavirus. It’ll thin out the weak ones and balance the budget because they’ll all be sapping the pension for decades to come

Yeah, I know. They're retarded.

Yeah but not mine because they pay for their summer villa with it that i will inherit.

>unironically reposting Kelly
Based retard

you are a retard also from reading your replies

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foxnews.com/opinion/ok-boomer-younger-generations-michael-levin

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People will call you a sociopath for suggesting this but it’s the truth. Our economy is fucked because it gives too much money to the elderly and the populace is getting overwhelmingly older each generation

>father I cannot swipe the monopoly board
>dad, thinking: *dumb wife watch tv not like me reading newspapr*

>Some young whippersnapper had the clever idea to turn the “OK Google” command into the snide hashtag “OK, Boomer,”

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What was the first Boomer Comic? What really started it all?

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Why did Pokemon go make boomers seethe so much?

It would be absolutely fine and feasible but of course, you ignore the immigration. So cool story, because exponential growth for corporate profits and suppression of native workers wages is the only way to go, you dont want to be racist do you? If you do, the multi billion dollar mega media conglomerates will make sure everyone knows, goyim.

>Complains about hook-ups when his generation made the sexual revolution

Because for the first time ever they actually had to see people playing video games in public. To die ewige boomer, Pokemon Go was like decriminalizing public acts of homosexuality

Of course immigration is an issue as well, I just think the aging population is completely unsustainable

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You too are retarded

Boomers don’t act like they were in WWII, they just talk about it constantly because their lives are consumed by the shame of Vietnam, and emphasizing America’s role in “the good war” is the only way they can cope.

Is this a Yas Forums meme or something?

Why do zoomers hate boomers so much?

To make people have enough children to even have the population stay same (around 2.7) you would have to change so much in society, with force. Ban dating apps like Tinder so that women don't feel they are overwhelmed with oppurtunities and thus have higher perceived sexual value than they actually have. Hell, you might even need to ban all of social media. You also need to ban porn, hentai ect. so that Yas Forums like men don't happen where they will just rather jerk of to 10/10 and can't settle for lesser value women in real life. You might even need to ban video games just so that men have to learn to survive in the pressure of real life instead of withraving to video games.

No, it's a Yas Forums meme.

does co even do memes anymore? someone post a Yas Forums meme

But Vietnam failed because of the hippie movement and boomers caused it themselves.

Is the fucking Vietnam war!!!
zooom zooom

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Because Pokemon Go! is not Pokemon!!!

why do boomers hate their wives so much?

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BASED AF

Have you ever had to be around a woman, let along live with one? You'd hate them too.

I hate zoomers almost as much as "millenials" entitled trash would rather be a boomer

>not realizing the boomers are right about video games
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does this boomer think he's making a job at le keeeds theeese days with this comic. because if anything it makes the mom look like a terrible parent

LOL CLASSIC

Wow hes literally me

Infuriates me how they didn’t do the obvious pun of wife-I-box

What is it about video games that triggers boomers so much, when they will spend all day watching baseball and football on tv?

As long as Boomers actually spend their pension it is fine. The economy is only fucked if they hoard all their money in off shore account like a certain (((people))).

Are boomers so out of touch from reality that they don't know pokemon was already a thing since the nineties?

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This is the answer

Because they recognize that kids get much more enjoyment out of video games than being lectured about the Vietnam War

my uncle is like this. he's literally glued to the tv all day and complains about video games.
one time there was a footy game on the telly and he told me "these teams are boring but what are you gonna do? gotta watch something"

he's actually watching the belorussian football championship now because they're the only ones that are still playing.

>kids get chastized by boomers for staying inside all day
>boomers get pissed off at kids for going outside to play Pokemon Go
>boomers once again get angry at kids for staying inside (due to shanghai shivers)

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

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>Yas Forums like men don't happen where they will just rather jerk of to 10/10 and can't settle for lesser value women in real life
bitch i'll settle for a lesser value woman, but i haven't met a single (no bf) woman in like 10 years. what the fuck do i do? go to clubs? get on tinder? i'm not some basement dwelling neet either, i work, i have outdoorsy hobbies, i just haven't met a single single woman.
three of my male friends are like this as well but i think one just has a milf fetish because he keeps fucking older women. i would have said four but one of them met a qt 19 year old at 31 so i guess there's still hope for me.

Your uncle prolly has no problem asking girls out, and has fucked many

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maybe when he was young. he's single and childless now.

>living in a flyover
Move to the city you fucking child

Just replace the the cartoon with Sonic and Jeopardy with Marvel and it's accurate.

what?

Better than having a daughter