How can I cum on my coworker without her noticing? She works 3 cubicles down

How can I cum on my coworker without her noticing? She works 3 cubicles down.

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I feel you OP. Wanna sniff this cute girls chair when she gets up

if you can't shoot 3 cubicles distance, you probably need to get your prostate checked

Does she leave lotion at her desk? Could always sneak some in there

what chair

God this thread is off to a great start, so hot

Can always go on her chair and watch her sit down

I'm cumming just thinking about this

standing desk

Well ur welcome. Kik me if u want haha -> yd1010

Don't be unattractive. Then just ask her.

post pics pwease

I'm sure any guy asking this already failed the first step

kek

Edge at desk.
Walk to coworkers cubicle.
“Hey look over there!!!”
Blast back of her shirt with jizz
Turn 360 and walk away

Would this be considered rape?

Sexual assault, but only if you get caught

>Bake something
>Cum on it before or after baking it your choice
> bring the thing to work and treat everyone
It's a start

why aren't you social distancing OP. this does NOT look like an essential business

>Turn 360
>walk away

reverse image search = THREAD CLOSED

Look at the title. Cubicle blog Pic. No need to reverse search to realise op is a fag.

Bring her coffee with some creamer you brought from home

True story inbound

> I sniffed my manager’s chair once
> Immediately went to the restroom and cummed buckets

she will notice the cum but im sure theres a way she wont know its your cum OP. good luck

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Well if that pic is her you have to post more before we tell you

Fired in three two one fap!

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COOOOOOMICALS

Rummage through her drawer. If she has chapstick sneak it into the mens room and cum in it then slip it back in. Save some cum and rub it on every surface she would touch like her mouse, the rim of her coffee cup, etc.

Obtain the proper angle so it arcs just shy of hitting the ceiling

Until the police conduct DNA which they WIll.
Sexual terrorism