You've been forced to sit next to Greta Thunberg on a train journey

>You've been forced to sit next to Greta Thunberg on a train journey
How do you react?

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> Hey, are you Greta Thunberg?
> Really admire your activities, keep fighting for the planet.
> Would you take a selfie with me?

Then I'd play games on my phone til I got off the train.

ask for autograph because she's gonna change the world for better.

Well first off i plug my nose. Then after a distinct period i hear her warm the global and unplug and inhale deeeeeep to bear witness to her first hand climate change. The poles in my nose begin to melt from the pungent aroma. *sniifffff* mmmm just imagine

If it's a train compartment, I'd enjoy some swedish pussy.

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SMELL?
It smells like big foots dick or a diaper full of Indian food.

Wouldn’t give a fuck.

disregard her entirely. just like always

>Shouldn't you be in school?

give her my number and tell her to call me on Jan 4

>who the fuck are you?

ask her why we should all listen to rich white girls

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Sure she is. Just like all the political wunderkind that came before her.

Ye, crackaz gotta shut the fuk up wit they dumb asses, racist ass bitches

Who else are you going to listen to? Poor people? Fuck off, they aren't educated enough to be allowed a platform.

>change the world
not an American PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT

>kid who leans left
OMG THEY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO CHANGE OUR FUTURE
>kid who leans right
Destroy his entire life for literally doing anything.

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>they aren't educated enough to be allowed a platform.
>uses girl who hasn't finished school

What train are you literally forced to sit next to someone? Must be an Amtrak train, because merkins are all about dictatorship.

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Everytime she inhales and exhales ill tell her to stop doing that. Then at some point she 'll ask what is it that shes doing and ill say, you're polluting. Stop fucking breathing you hypocritical polluting twat before i beat your face in. Hopefully, she'll stop breathing and i wont have to kill a downy tard on my train ride.

I would say hello. Then read my book until we arrive. Maybe take a nap if its a long journey.

let her know what a dumb cunt bitch she is

Choke her out, rape her corpse. Fucking little cretin.

Ahh yes, let us never forget the time the liberal media called a smelly drum circle hippy a hero for unsuccessfully baiting school children into a fight.

hey gal, want some fuck?

These will be the lyrics to my new metal album. Thank you kind anons.

>talk to her like shes a retard (pitched voice)
>ask her can i take a selfie
>post to twitter with zero followers #fatalalchogholsyndrom they are humans too!

I'd buy her a couple drinks and chat her up

kek

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Silently achieve a visibly constrained erection.

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