OH MY GOD I WANT TO HAVE SEX SO BAD!!!
WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO MAKE A GOOD HOMEMADE FLESHLIGHT!?!?!
OH MY GOD I WANT TO HAVE SEX SO BAD!!!
Ryder Rivera
Nicholas Campbell
ur mom *dabs*
Connor Ward
Bruh just jo with your hands. This comes from a guy who owns a real fleshlight. It's a pain in the butt to clean in afterwards and let it air dry and powder. Your jo session will likely last less than the time you will put in trying to make one
Oliver Fisher
Two sponges in a cup a glove latex or nitrile in between and stretched over and lube or body wash it’s called a fifi
Jacob Price
This.
I have a one too and man I hate cleaning up afterward. I sometimes take it out. And just end up using my hand instead
Jacob Smith
Look at that. Everyday you learn something new.
Carter Brooks
Just looked it up. Looks pretty easy to make. I think I’ll try it.
The only problem is that these sex toy videos are always talking about lube. I don’t have lube. How necessary is it?
Levi Cox
>prolapse anus
>fuck prolapsed anus
>????
>PROFIT!
Jayden Scott
If you don't want to rip the skin off your dick, very much necessary.
James Robinson
What can I use as lube?
Jayden Sullivan
I precum like niagara falls, still necessary?
Jason Bennett
Just fucking order one on Amazon.
Robert Anderson
this works pretty well- done it a couple times. for me it takes a fair bit longer to cool, don't want hot molten corn slurry on your cock.
They're probably like 15 if they don't have access to lube/onaholes.
Also fleshlights are awful get a tomax product- you'll save money for something a lot better.
Wyatt Miller
that was uh, not the right image.
Christopher Green
>They're probably like 15 if they don't have access to lube/onaholes.
>you’re 15 if you’re not a Cumbrian who stocks up on sex toys
Logan Williams
Sensitive skin lotion
Hydrating cream
Aloe vera
Or the fag move, your spit.
Elijah Diaz
How is spitting a fag move? Sounds like the easiest one
William White
Ok, so we know about ways to simulate a vagina, but are there ways to simulate a blowjob?
I used to just spit in my hand. Is there a better way?
Samuel Scott
have sex
Noah Parker
Not an option in quarantine
Kevin Barnes
Ask your neighbor to spare coochie
Nicholas Adams
I said and you quoted "access", not stocking up. any old fuck can buy lube, shit you can even get lube at CVS. if you want a fleshlight but opt to "make" one instead of just fucking buying one you're probably underage. I can't see any other reason, tomax products are like 30 bucks and last a while if you're not a disgusting degenerate who doesn't clean your shit.
this is supposedly pretty good, though I've never bought one. used to be on amazon but after a quick search I found a different version of this which is apparently inferior to the original.
Brody Reyes
Adopt a dog
Zachary Wilson
I’m an incel virgin lol. Not gonna happen.
Let’s get back to talking about homemade fleshlights
Henry Peterson
Give your mom $5.
Landon Ward
do this and buy lube, cvs is open
don't burn your dick off- wait for it to cool
Anthony Campbell
get a hooker and get over it
Jeremiah Watson
Your hand dipstick
Camden Stewart
That’s illegal in burgerland though.
Even if it wasn’t, I don’t wanna get an std
David Richardson
Banana peel. Microwave it for a few seconds to warm it up. Insert peen, crank down, wash off...ez.
Oliver Gutierrez
Take two rubber gloves, get into a bathtub, fill them both hot water, put lube in between them and fuck em. Bonus, Kneel down so that you dick is at height with the faucet on the tub, and having hot water running water over your dick feels awesome.
Ryder Smith
Srsly considering buying one of the bubble butt sex toy. Any of you fucks got one of these ?
Samuel Gomez
They’re $70... just buy one user... it comes discreetly. Just tell your mom you bought a game on amazon or something.
Connor Bell
I actually created my very own fap skill. I wrap my dick loosely with some soft tissue/toilet paper, then I put paper towel over it. Then I just lie on stomach usually looking some hentai on phone while moving my hips. Takes a little longer than with hand but is more pleasurable.
Parker Williams
>$70
Fuck that. Would rather spend the full 1000-2000 on a full on sex doll