Your son comes out as gay

Jokes on you, I'll never have a son!! I'm too old to father a child and even if I could no woman would want me in their body!!!

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Id fuck him right then and there so he knows whos still the dominant male in the family

>I'm too old to father
what are you fucking 96 years old?

This is only still taboo in undeveloped Africa. 2020, who cares.

Ok kike

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44 and I have the matching libido!! Besides, woman my age have less of a sex drive AND their looks/bodies start to go shit about this time too!!

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If they are both MEN that's great. We can actually do more father son stuff without a bitchy ass wife trying to crack the whip.

If my son or the boyfriend is feminine I'll still be fine with it. Just disappointed there will be less fishing, bowling, off road, and things snow flakes can't handle when testosterone is involved.

I'm a Midwestern small town guy. If you don't like the outside you will just be a full time alcoholic instead of the part time alcoholic outside people are.

My son would not be gay. I would not raise him in a way that he would become gay. I would instill family values and morals in him. I would teach him to view those things as disgusting, as I believe it to be. If your kid turns out gay, you're doing something horribly wrong.

You too?

This then since I haven't gotten anyone pregnant.

Beat him within an inch of his faggot life.

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Oh so it's not that you can't have kids it's that you don't or won't have kids.

Tell him that's fine, but if he starts talking with a lisp or dressing stupidly flamboyant then I will beat his ass for being annoying. You wanna suck dick? Fine. But you don't get to be a limp wrist flamer faggot.

How sad will you feel though when your fairy son. Has you tapping out in a arm bar hold?

As long as he has a hot boyfriend and he isn't one of those weird ugly guys that only seem like they are gay because they are so ugly and retarded they can't get a girl.
You know the type.

YE SPILLED YER BEANS SON!

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Try to bang him

Don't be retarded. If that did happen, it would give me an excuse to rip his eyes out of his skull.

Ya I'm straight, and like you, can't remember choosing what I wanted to be attracted to. so what's your scoop user why do you think its disgusting?

I'm bisexual myself but i'm fully aware that you can instill values and raise a child to behave the way you want them to. It's not that I think its disgusting, it's that I can't be sure my kid will be the type of person I am myself. I know how weird and fucked up gay guys can get and I don't want that kind of life for my son. I want him to be normal and live a normal life. And I will raise him to be straight and normal to the best of my ability. If he really is, deep down, a fag, then I can't do anything more to fix it. I'll just unwillingly love him a little less for not being normal.

>Beat gim until he's red and blue
>Cover him with salt
>Dismemer
>Decapitate
>Put in garbage bag
>Into a tub of acid
>Fuck wife and wait

You are gonna make your son gay.
Kid rebel he''ll know being gay is the last thing you want so he will be gay to spite you.
Guess you don't remember how being a kid is.

What were you doing with a cock in your mouth?