Guys what’s wrong with me

Inflammation of the ass end of the rectum. It's not a hemorrhoid. It's proctitis.

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This. my little brother had a habit of sticking items in his nose. had constant nose bleeds. got good at it and used to do it to get out of class. he ded now

this is the correct answer,

don't worry bro, you're going to heal up

You're out of toilet paper

I abuse opioids a lot and pretty much all of my post-shits look like that. OP has gotten off at the constipation station something fierce let me tell ya