Ask a forestry professional anything

Ask a forestry professional anything.

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What's your chainsaw and what's your axe of choice ?

I'm not a faller.

Are trees real?

do you know the difference between big wood and brush?

Yes, just birds aren't real.

Have you ever seen a shrubbery?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You seem like the best person to answer this.

Big wood is bigger.

Ah thanks.

Many. NI!
Probably not much.

How do you get into the business?

How do you like poverty?

this guy knows his stuff

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A sound is only a sound if it's interpreted by your brain, otherwise it's just vibrating air.

What does it sound like when squirrels bang and where are their preferred places to do this ?

What's the secret signal to shutdown all the bird noises ?

>What's the secret signal to shutdown all the bird noises ?
They don't let me know this kind of stuff.

How often do you wear undergarments designed for the opposite sex?

Only a few times in my teens

Worked in provincial parks for 15 years. I always have a chainsaw in the truck to clear roads. He most likely sits at a desk. Easiest parts to find are stihl. Ms271 20 inch. Also got a 30-06 for the bears.

They fuck in there nests called dreys. Its just high pitched chirpping. The male squirrel will sometime bite through the femakes neck and all hell breaks loose

Are ticks a problem?

Huge. Havent worn shorts in the summer in 20 years unless im swimming. Just use deet or vitimin patches. Keeps most bugs away. Black flies are worst tho

Ask bruce cockburn

They eat greens and bark if they have to, not wood.

Rate my pile

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Do trees come from the grund or from the air?

Sorry didnt mention the axe. Dont need one. Good machete or hatchet. Dont waste to much money. Most irwins are great and have a full tang. Avoid wood handles (no tang) and we all want that sweet sweet tang.

Softwood/10. Nice stack tho.

The grund. But its never been discovered.

Since op is a city boy i will be taking over this thread. Ive already answered some and will continue to do so. I worked in parks for 15 years and im not a faggot. Something op cannot say.

That's fine I've distracted myself with other things.

I think they come from the air.

That pile was shit. Here's a better one

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Isn’t deet bad for you and/or the environment? What are vitimin patches?

Now that youre not using a potato......decent. loggerhead?

>I worked in parks for 15 years
What a fairy.
I'm taking over this thread. I've been a logger for 20+ years

What's a loggerhead?

Yah it is but it fuck works. Its literally called bug patch or b12 patches. Scottish guy i worked with swore by marmite sandwiches. Said they used it in india to stop malaria.

A turtle who sticks his head out of his machine and doesnt work. Im kiddin

Have you fucked a tree

Ive seen you boys work. Hes most likely on meth. Every fucking idiot in highschool you can imagine is your most intelligent logger. Downs kids not included. Theyre smarter

are you canadian?