Brown!
Brown!
Green!
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes Andy....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my lord....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my lord....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my slop sultan....another if you please....nice and big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my lord....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my love.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my lord Andy....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my lord?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my lord….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it, Andy…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my lord…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet m'lord….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
Look at that definition. Andy would definitely shit done his thrute
God look at animaterr mans arms...
that has to be AT LEAST sixx percent body fat...
Shills are jealous. U MAD, THROTE BOI?
Tharrrs poo on tharrr flurrr!
That guy is all muscle!
dubble sixxes of truth
bumping with clown porn in hopes to summon animaterr man
If you squeeze her tits, they sound like a car horn
His anal appetizers?
His bum biscuits?
His corn cobblers?
His dookie delicacies?
His evacuated excrements?
His freaky feces?
His gonorrhoea grits?
His hot hogs?
His internal ingestibles?
His jiggly jawlockers?
His krusty kremes?
His lovely logs?
His mushy mouthfuls?
His nuclear nuggets?
His oral occultation?
His pulsating packages?
His quivering quinces?
His resplendent ruminations?
His stinky snakes?
His throat tearers?
His untamed undulations?
His vegetative vapors?
His womb wedges?
His xilinous xenomoprhs?
His yellowed yomps?
His zealous zeppelins?
His creamy steamy shit loaf would and should slidd down my fucking THROTE.
>inb4 eustace finds this thread and spergs out
He's already dumping his bbc folder in a different log thread kek
Only a matter of time. No log thread is complete without Ol' Eusty getting BTFO'd like always.
Dem fingaz!
>be me
>typical logposter
>6' shredded chad, loving all things clowns, BVB and logs
>sexy clown gf (pic related)
>eustace tells her that me letting her slidd andy's logs is cuckholdry
>he's obviously wrong, because slidding isnt sexual
>gf's face when
WHAT ARE YEH DOIN' IN MAH PORTA JOHN?
A mop to clean this up? Nah, it's ok, I'll use my tongue.
it's no log but it'll have to do!
oh...oh andy-san . they're so wet and sloppy! i always thought brown logs being bigger was just a rumor uwu