>You've been forced to sit next to Greta Thunberg on a train journey
How do you react?
You've been forced to sit next to Greta Thunberg on a train journey
Logan Moore
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Jonathan Harris
Nathan Powell
pretend im helen-keller-capped
Jason Clark
Pull out the smartphone, plug in headphones and pay her no mind like a normal person would. Just admit you want to fuck her fetal alcohol syndrome looking ass.
Ian Carter
Rest legs on my bag
Ball up my jacket
Sleep for the entire trip.
Jackson Richardson
Why should I react?
Daniel Hill
Austin Diaz
Tell her that i work in a factory that makes plastic bags and watch her reaction
Austin Thompson
Yo whatsgood
Bentley Ortiz
I'd make sure to wear sweatpants
Oliver Sullivan
Why are you morons so obsessed about her?
Daniel Thompson
Hold my nose; I imagine she smells
Carson Nelson
They get BTFO when they pick on older people. Plus, they're pedos.
Nathaniel Green
i would scratch my balls non stop.
Kevin Taylor
kek'd
Jackson Reyes
Fine. I'd probably ask her questions about her adventures in tackling climate change. Or how it feels to be a young girl drawing the ire of so many adults for pointing out the obvious.
Thomas Morales
alpha as fuck....get her wet...ride
William Green
I fart as much as humanly possible and claim Im doing it to deplete the Ozone layer.
Asher Gutierrez
Owen Campbell
throw her out the window
Owen Cook
>sit next to Greta Thunberg on a train
Ask her why she is polluting the earth by riding a train.
William Anderson
Like surströmming and ambrosia.
Nathaniel Martinez
Same as reaction always; I ignore strangers whenever possible and answer any questions bluntly so as to dissuade from any further conversation.
Brandon Thomas
Ask questions about the topic she's an expert in.
Isaac Russell
React? I'd just enjoy the train ride. She has Asperger. She's not some normal chatty bratty teenager. People with Asperger's are reclusive and keep to themselves.
Jace Brown
Not OP, but I do want to fuck her, lick that asshole nonstop...
Henry Wilson
Dude she's 17....
Kayden Lopez
So.... I do not see a problem
Noah Scott
How dare you!
Aiden Thomas
Matthew Myers
Derp Derp Derp Girl!
Hunter Lopez
Is the train powered by unicorn farts?
Landon Torres
A child activist is next to you on a train and your first thought is to fuck her.
You’re what’s wrong with the world, you neckbeard loser.
Oh I’m sure you think you’re an “alpha” but really you’re just somebody who should of been wiped on the curtains instead of being shot up your mother
Andrew Flores
Eat a shitload of ice cream before the trip. I'm lactose intolerant and my ice cream farts are death.
Jordan Allen
Waaaaa waaaaa waaaa
Kevin Diaz
>fart
oh my, pardon me, can't control my pollution machine
Jack Hall
*coof*
Jaxon Carter
>wiped on the curtains
oy vey that's a strange way to dispose of semen schlomo
Ryan Ross
Touché
Luis Carter
AOC in Sweden is 15
Jose Ramirez
Ryan Hill
William Nelson
Sebastian Campbell