Trips I quit my job

Trips I quit my job

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You better fucking do it

I want video of the resignation letter being handed to your pimp

Counterpoint #1

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Counterpoint #2

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You better do it

I speak from experience when I say that the scent of chocolate chip cookies is ONLY good if there are cookies to be had.

My brother and I saw this very fragrance in a store once, and for shits and giggles we bought it (our mom had one of those oil crock pots you burn the scent in)

We tried it, and it was convincing,. It smelled so fucking delicious, but imagine coming home from a shit day to a house that smelled of fresh cookies. You could smell the warmth, it was so fucking good- but there were no cookies.

It's like seeing a naked woman in your bed, but it's for somebody else.

We kept this up for a while, one of us poured it while at home, and the other would come home already mad, only to be tricked by this wonderful smell.

We threw out the rest of the bottle because it just pissed us off.

Food related scents are tricky.

uhh

contribute something meaningful or shut the fuck up.

roll

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