Come one come all for the best Fart story you’ll ever hear

It’s now about the first or second week of December. Christmas time. She mentions how she’s trying to save up for a ps4 for her bf. I work at Best Buy (it fucking sucks) and know I can get a good deal. I buy a ps4 and a bunch of games during my next shift. To try and get a burp I also buy a coke, hoping she’ll burp when she drinks it.

I pack it up and bring it to class next week.

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From that pic alone I want to smell her butt gas.

So I tell her I got her something and bring it over to her car. She loses it, she’s almost crying! I remember she was wearing this hoodie that went just over her ass to cover it in her tights. So she knows I’m probably trying to smell more farts

She tells me right there in the parking lot that she’s not gassy right now but hugs me and says bye. I’m very sad but feeling hopeful, she had mentioned she was having burgers for dinner and those always has her up crazy!

About two hours later, I’m eating dinner with my parents, I hear my phone ping and know it’s gas. I explode up and head to the bathroom.

Her line in this video is “back from the gym, holding these in for you” and blows like 6 small little bursts and then she winks and as she’s leaving u can tell the burp snuck up on her so she runs back and lets it go right in the camera lol

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Should I post our winter break trip?

Post anything you can OP loving this story
Also sorry I'm a tard but is all the pics of the girl her?

Post anything you can OP

Goddam it OP you nasty glorious bastard. Shes hot as fuck. This better end with her farting on your dick

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Yes, they’re from her insta mostly and some she sent me.

So for winter break, our major, required us to practice working at a Marriot hotel. So we go in and basically just follow the manager until about 8 pm and then fuck off back to our rooms.

Sarah is one hundred percent not into me physically, but she always wants to make sure her BF is cool with what we do. So she tells me on this trip I can come in her room daily as we wrap up with the manager. She’s wearing slacks and her ass is just absolutely stuffed in them. There’s not a pic of that but holy crap.

So after our first shift I look at her like, are we still going to let me smell them or??

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Ok so you smelled some farts you sick fuck

Did you ever bone her tho?

Never boned her sorry

So she kind of smiles and says she’s been eating the snacks all day but was starving for a meal. So I order us take out from some local Italian place. I order a large pizza, meat lovers, and her and I share it. Well, I’ll say share but she finished about 75 percent and left me the middle slices haha.

I can see the meat grease on her lips and fingers and she looks right at me and blows a meaty stinky burp that goes right into my mouth. She starts to die laughing, and immediately an old couple walk in and we have to help them get their room, she tells me to just wait and get ready while I make their key card

My dick is diamonds and I’m trying to hide it from sticking straight up or even cumming. The old people finish and say goodnight and we’re finally allowed to go back to our rooms as the night shift takes over.

We head up to her room and she says she wants to jump in the shower. I beg her not to, I want ALL the stink I can get. She laughs and says remember this is YOUR choice NOT mine, and smiles at me. We end up sitting on her bed for about 15 minutes watching the hotel tv channel until she feels it coming. She’s like excited she’s about to blow a giant fart and is like OH my god get down now go go

Any feedback so far? Just tell the story in order or any special fart requests? This is true but there’s SO MUCH GAS

Mouth? Face? Bottled farts?

Just keep going, user. Speak at your own pace as it comes to you. We're listening.

Jeez, OP y'all sure were associates for a while, I'd hate to be getting all that and then no more braps at all...
Any Dutch oven stories? If not just name a time when it was actually difficult to inhale if none of those just continue
Again...you are one lucky motherfucker, wish I still had my braphog

So she tells me to get down on my knees and I can see her little brown butt crack breaking out her pants. She blows the most rank, bubbly fart I’ve ever heard. It honestly reminded me of like a Jack Black hurr dude joke fart, but it blew out of this incredible girl. I put my nose right over the crack and got a huge whiff, I honestly held myself there for about 5 minutes. She had to take a call from her BF who only likes to FaceTime, always FaceTime.

So she tells him what we’re doing and I hear him say that’s so fucking weird but get your money. She was like well it’s coming out anyway, why not get the money and winked at me.

They talk for a few more minutes and he starts talking about football and I can tell she’s brewing up something Big. I see her begin to rub her bloated belly and start hiking up her pants.

She looks over at me and mouths gas. I run over and while she’s still on the phone with her bf, she blows another comically huge fart. They both start and laughing and he’s like well I’m happy he likes that and not me!

I literally ended up cumming in my pants that night. I had to pretend to spill yogurt during breakfast the next day to cover the stains

This story (so far) has only been about 2 months of farts and knowing each other for about a semester or so

Wow user, one thing though were they really poor or did the dude like cucking, I'd be pretty sus to let a dude in a hotel room with my gf tbh, still continue though, loving this thread

user do you have any videos saved if só do you mind sharing?

Well there was no sex and not to be too harsh on myself I’m not what you’d consider “threatening”. He on the other hand was a college football player and built like a tank. I think he knew he could snap me in two.

So the next few weeks we continue with our fart chatting. I zelle money over on Monday (200) and she sends me about 3 clips a day. Sometime more sometimes less, depends. We became better friends and she knew I was sexually attracted to her (and her farts) she saw me as like a kid brother so we’d hang out and shop or things. I also don’t think she needed the money just felt like making easy money off her farts.

I remember as the winter went on she got a new car. It was a large SUV, like a tony soprano car. So she picks me up to go to the mall and I get in and smell that she has been just burning farts all morning. The car smells very very strong. I’m sitting in the front seat just enjoying it. When we get to the mall she says she has a surprise for me. She leans forward, I see her jeans V up and reveal her little thong and her Butt crack and she just lets this pure BOMB out. You can smell she had soup for lunch, broccoli and cheddar. She jumps out and waves her hand behind her butt. She looks at me and says I’ll meet you inside. I’m like what? She looks at me and says “are you dumb? Smell the seat!” My eyes bulge out and she smiles and slams the door. I can’t tell you how deep I shoved my face in the seat.

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There was probably two times it was actually HARD to smell.

The first was after she went to a Cajun fish boil place. Not sure what she ate but I’m sure it was fish and butter because the farts smelled JUST like those. I honestly could probably smell a stick of butter and get transported back there. Idk why it was so harsh, but it literally burnt my nose. She knew they were really bad and I could tell she wasn’t as happy because they were much more smelly but much less loud.

Second time we went to 6 flags as a class and we had been going on rides all day and eating junk. In the car on the way home she was constantly letting out these smelly belches. They were small but just stunk. When she dropped me off she said I have one if you want it and I ran over the driver side and opened it up. She tilted her ass toward the door and just ripped it. It smelled like stale candy and I loved it. She sent me a few squeaker that night

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I’ll ask her, the only reason we stopped doing it was distance but I wouldn’t want to break her (fart) trust

Dutch oven: it was some big sports event, not sure which but I watched it at her house with her and her Bf. They sat on the couch and I sat in a Recliner. She had a small blanket over her and was laying down, her head on his lap, her ass facing me.

During the game she would lift the blanket when she had one, not even taking the time to look over at me. I’d run over and put my head right by the source and she’d drop the blanket.

I wouldn’t like grope her ass but I would put my face in and hold her thighs. The blanket creates a perfect little fart hole for me. Her BF would always watch me and just kind of nod his head like wtf is this