I am a newfag, give me wisdom Yas Forums

I am a newfag, give me wisdom Yas Forums

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Kys

Put sand in the vagina for added traction.

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Commit seifuku

Leave this retarded board
This place connects you to some of the worst people on the planet. Even serial killers and child rapists are better company than depressed Yas Forums addicts

Run and never come back, oh also dont visit Yas Forums if you do you really will he here forever.

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Lurk moar.

No, fucking seriously. Lurk more before posting. Learn board etiquette. Don't make stupid, uninformed opinions. Post good shit. If you post good shit, we'll post things you might like. Post bullshit, and we insult you with image macros.

Yas Forums was never good.

run and never turn back

>wisdom from Yas Forums
you really are a newfag, aren't you?

Get off of Yas Forums and get a life before you get talked into shoving a deer antler up your ass like I did

You just described 90% of the user base.

what?

only new friends haven't shoved antlers up their ass

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this
also pic related, the unwritten rules of this god forsaken board

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aight, I'm done with this fuckin' site

Nice trips. I died when he saluted

Hello fellow /k/ommando

These

>Yas Forums was never good
Oh you must be new
Take a seat buckwheat enjoy your stay

Lurk more.

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leave, you'll find nothing but retards. Just read some of the amerifat political threads.

Checked. Wtf is the 5 board?

Ok different newby here what's /5/?

If OP says something where he has to do something it's most likely bait

When in doubt
Shoe on head

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Don't go to /mlp/

Dont post any more porn on Yas Forums
Or we will find you and break ur fucking knees

Fucking coomers invaded this shit hole

nobody tell him

Top kek. None of this is true.

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We welcome all newfags here.
Lurk at least a couple of months before posting, we have enough problems with newfags ruining the board. I hope you'll enjoy your stay.
Also, that whole "you're here forever" is just a meme. I know a guy that started browsing Yas Forums in like 08-09 and managed to quit. Read the rules, learn the board culture, don't be a fool, don't dox yourself.

If you have to ask, you dont belong. Its shit anyways

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I've had some of the most intriguing conversations here before. And i have learned alot from fellow anons about alot of shit.

It is what you make of it faggot, you can either see it as a gutter or an encyclopedia

There is nothing intellectually stimulating in Yas Forums get lost. Avoid Yas Forums too

This is what happens when reddit fags try and act like Yas Forumstards

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