Well boys, I'm 23 and finally have a girl who I can call my girlfriend. How is your day going?

Well boys, I'm 23 and finally have a girl who I can call my girlfriend. How is your day going?

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Congrats user don't simp tho

I won't my man

shut up faggot

This. Happy for u user. Don’t screw up either

How’s that basement goin for you?

Well, technically you can call anyone your girlfriend
They might disagree with you, but you can still do it

Remember user, you're a faggot and you'll screw it up

So you used the "fill a blow up doll with silicone caulk to make a Real Doll" life hack eh?
How long did the caulk take to cure?

He already fucked up by posting an image of a pornstar instead of his GF (assuming he isn't just roleplaying, which I personally fond more likely)

The Humane Society is open during COVID?

>she

I'm not gonna post a pic of my girl on Yas Forums you dumb nigger

Try make a wish foundation

good work user, in few weeks you're realize that women are nothing more then autonomous fleshlight.

Please do refer to my girlfriend as a "porn star" she's an actress, none of it is real. What we have is real.

Ashamed of her? It's fine, we all bang a slam pig every once in a while

Yeah and I get her dick is bigger than yours. You're still a fag for fucking a tranny.

He's fucking a dude, lol. OP, keep sucking cocks.

She is my girlfriend and not a dude. don't pretend like she is please it's very disrespectful.

no? wtf

She is not a dude you dumb niggers

SHE ISN'T THIS GUY IS PRETENDING HE IS ME.

So she is a guy?

Dude, at least let me fucking boast about getting a relationship

>boast about getting a relationship
You say that like it is a hard thing to do

So you're fucking a dude, it's 2020, who gives a shit? If you're happy then why seek out approval?

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guys i found a pix of OP's girlfriend

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It was for me. I'm 23 and only just got my first

You were so close, why not just wait another 7 years and become a wizard?

Now you just need to breed her. Don't simp.