Help me guys, I need a good YLYL thread, gf just dumped me
Help me guys, I need a good YLYL thread, gf just dumped me
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
was funny first few times :)
allready lost
this should make you laugh
Dont worry, my dude. Either you were unhappy with her or you were an unrelenting physical and emotional burden on her.
In any case the net happiness of the world went up with the breakup.
You got her nudes?
Sucked in
xd
Sure, but not drunk enough to post them yet.
Here's the ass instead
kek
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And the new episode of "threads that will never survive longer than 30 minutes" is...
Chin up OP
>You got her nudes?
Lost
This ones for your broken heart op
kek
fucking how?
I don't know how to process this...
Are you from East Europe ?
kill urself. easiest thing to do. she never loved you
hot thot
At first I thought its nostrils were eyes.
fuck, i laughed
I actually made this meme.
>meme
Macro.
I have a story for you op
>have a classmate with torret
>evry time if you say "ZOOM" he claps his hands
>everybody likes him in the class
>one day he got a new iphone
>as soon as i saw him with his new phone i scream from the top of my lungs
>"ZOOOOOOM"
>he claps and drops his phone
>display is fucked
>my sides went to mars
>hole class is pissed
> he changed school the next week
HOPE THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY