Help me guys, I need a good YLYL thread, gf just dumped me
Help me guys, I need a good YLYL thread, gf just dumped me
Jason Gutierrez
Dylan Williams
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Wyatt Cox
was funny first few times :)
Tyler Ortiz
David Bailey
Logan Ramirez
allready lost
William Campbell
this should make you laugh
Joshua Diaz
Gabriel Robinson
Dont worry, my dude. Either you were unhappy with her or you were an unrelenting physical and emotional burden on her.
In any case the net happiness of the world went up with the breakup.
You got her nudes?
Jordan Martin
Sucked in
Juan Thomas
xd
Asher Russell
Sure, but not drunk enough to post them yet.
Here's the ass instead
kek
Austin Barnes
꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖
Kevin Collins
Connor Martin
Luis Diaz
And the new episode of "threads that will never survive longer than 30 minutes" is...
Joshua Johnson
Chin up OP
Thomas Morales
Matthew Hill
>You got her nudes?
Lost
Andrew Murphy
Angel Collins
Hunter Wood
Asher Parker
This ones for your broken heart op
Lucas Gray
Jason Roberts
Liam Gonzalez
Mason Adams
Thomas Davis
Bentley Gomez
kek
Hudson Flores
Mason Diaz
fucking how?
Isaiah Martin
Ethan Perez
Colton Garcia
I don't know how to process this...
Parker Fisher
Are you from East Europe ?
Jose Brown
kill urself. easiest thing to do. she never loved you
Brody Lee
hot thot
Dominic Ward
At first I thought its nostrils were eyes.
Jacob Howard
Nathan Smith
fuck, i laughed
Ryder Gutierrez
Carson Jackson
I actually made this meme.
Josiah Stewart
Colton Powell
>meme
Macro.
Connor Hernandez
Hunter Davis
I have a story for you op
>have a classmate with torret
>evry time if you say "ZOOM" he claps his hands
>everybody likes him in the class
>one day he got a new iphone
>as soon as i saw him with his new phone i scream from the top of my lungs
>"ZOOOOOOM"
>he claps and drops his phone
>display is fucked
>my sides went to mars
>hole class is pissed
> he changed school the next week
HOPE THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
Jayden Long