Desperate stories thread

Desperate stories thread

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Nice

she looks like a fun fuck amirite

Totally. Can we make this a actually fuckable fat thread?

For real, I would spread that on a cracker. She looks like she would share a large pizza with me.

She’d eat the whole fucking thing.

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I wasn't the desperate one in this one. Anyways, I used to frequent a truckstop strip club. (It's as bad as it sounds.)
Most of the girls there were pretty bedraggled. A few were obviously meth heads who had almost a full set of teeth between them.
And then there was Sharla. I was in my early 30s and she was pushing 50. Not terrible looking, but definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
She hadn't quite given up on life yet, but she was wearing thin. I figured she would make a great target.
I picked her for a lap dance. She seemed surprised. She apparently hadn't gotten a request for that in years. She would normally hit the stage later in the evening after most of the patrons were at least a few drinks in.
But I buttered her up. Made her feel special. I kept coming back, at first once a week, then two or three times.
One regular night, I didn't show up at my normal time. Instead I came by just at closing. Sharla was already heading to her car. I pulled up and rolled down the window.
The dejected look on her worn face changed into something resembling a joyous grin.
I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite to eat.
She eagerly agreed.

We went to McDonald's. She was a cheap date.

We talked. She told me about her life. Divorced, no kids, recovering alcoholic, barely making ends meet as a stripper for the last ten years. Sober for five years and three months.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I would like to see her again, not just "on business".

She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Sure!"

We dated for a few weeks. I took her out to Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, O'Charley's, pleb-tier shit like that.

I bought her a ceramic rabbit thing she saw online. It was only twenty bucks, but she treasured it.

I went to her apartment and started spending nights there. The sex was okay. Getting off is getting off.
She was clean and not too hideous for her age.

Sometimes she'd stay at my place.

One day I told her I was going to go shopping. She asked if she could come with, and I said, "Most times yeah I'd say you could but... Not this time. It's gonna be a surprise."

I gave her my most winning smile, slightly hinting at something really nice.

I called up one of my other girls, a fuck buddy who was probably at least 7/10, maybe a 7.5 after a few beers. I asked if she wanted to come over and fuck.
She's almost always DTF. This day was no different.

After I got off the phone with her, I called up Sharla. "Hey sweet thing. I got a surprise for you! Can you come by at 2?"

"Sure!" she said, elated. When my other girl came over, I made sure to leave the door unlocked and cracked.

At two o'clock, Sharla walked into my apartment to see me railing this twenty something blonde bimbo from behind. I turned around and gave Sharla the most disgusted look and said, "What the fuck? I said to come by at two thirty! Why are you here so early?"

The look of absolute devastation and desolation on her lined face was fucking hilarious.

I was surprised she didn't run. She simply turned and walked out.
"Who the fuck was that?" my fuck buddy asked, more curious and annoyed than angry.
"My landlady. Sorry, I forgot to lock the door!"
I continued fucking her in the ass.

Sharla, I would later find out, went home, making one stop at the liquor store. She bought a bottle of something cheap I'm sure, got completely wasted, then blew her brains out with a .357.

For all intensive purposes, she was a waist of skin, and too week to survive in this doggy dog world.

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I'm kind of a newfag lurker but no fucking way is this real

probably a really fun fuck, and then knows the best breakfast spots.

i hope you pay for your actions some day.

No one believes you. No one.

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Dog-eat-dog world, retard

1/10 there is no such thing as a vulnerable 50 yr old stripper and she would have 4 or 5 guys to call up that would fuck your shit up

i feel like you got your info on those places from some cinderella movie out of the 80s or something

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(you)

Noah fence, but for all intensive purposes, you are being obtruse. But that's a mute point. Your ignorants runs the gambit. Irregardless, it doesn't phase me. People like you are a diamond dozen. You think people put you on a petty stool and idle-eyes you, so you act more and more like a pre-Madonna every day.
You believe you're Judge Judy and executioner, the world is your oysture, and you can just say "bone apple tea" as you ciao down on it. Low and behold, that just won't warsh. From the gecko, it has been painfully oblivious that everyone is having a feel day at your expanse. They see you as a mid-evil court gesture!

Anyways, without further adieu, allow me to play double's advocate here. I hole-hardedly understand what you're driving at. (And when I say "driving", you really are putting the petal to the medal!) You may find this disconcerning, but your arguments just don't cut the muster. When we get down to brass stacks, you simply take too much for granite. Your rants get expidentially more incoherent as time goes on.
Yet, though you may have tipped your hat too soon, this fuhrer over your idiocy might just be a blessing in the skies.

Your attempts at logic often don't pass mustard but if its any constellation, there are elements that could be an intregal part of improving. Limited as it may be, you do have a wearhouse of knowledge at your indisposal. You're not totally up the crick just yet.
This can help you home your skillset, and make the quantrum leap you need to hone in on your goals. In time, your rhetorical skills could be like mental marshall arts. Yeah, I know it's a doggy dog world out there, but I know you can do it. I look foreword to the day your argumentative skills mature with baited breath.

All and all, that's one of the French benefits of online debate. Case and point: this very conversation! Even now, I bet you're already getting the jest of what I'm saying. As a manner of fact, with 50/50 hindsight, you'll see that this kind of back and fourth, is one and the same with online training. With a daily regiment like this, you can't loose! The line's share of this knowledge will be like ordinance in your arse and all. I hope it didn't seem like I was trying to make you the escape goat or anything. Either way, you do you! I don't expect you to tow the line. One day, you will look back at your journey and think that your improvement happened all the sudden. You won't have to prostate yourself before anyone. But that's just my two scents. I tell you this with the upmost respect.

(you)

Would throat fuck and body jizz

There used to be 2 slutty sisters in my neighborhood, I didn’t know they were until they started hanging around the other kids and myself. I must have been 14-15 or so. Both girls had a small crush on me, and back then I was super horny 24/7. About a week into hanging out with the new bitches, one wanted to go chill in the nearby creek, I knew she wanted dick, but was kind of afraid since I was a virgin then. I opted to meet her and we walked and shit, she let me finger fuck her pussy and asshole and after showing me her big ass tits. I was diamonds at that point, I pulled her shorts down and started fucking, lasted maybe 20 secs and blew a load inside her. Freaked out cause I thought she would get preggo, then the sense of shame came over me cause I lost virginity to a fat slut

Oh (you)! ;-)

The best things come to those who wait.

Oh and I forced her to wash-off my jizz as much in the creek stream, all that dirty water and stuff. A week later I fucked her older sister by the same creek.

At that age? Nah.

vola r/18x2karhw

Ass pics please
GF or wife