If Vanilla is 'the missionary' of ice-cream flavors, what are the other flavors equivalent positions?

If Vanilla is 'the missionary' of ice-cream flavors, what are the other flavors equivalent positions?

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rocky road = buttsecks

chocolate=doggystyle

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a 99 is hand holding

Anybody who thinks missionary is a boring position doesn't have sex, they watch porn. I guess it's a boring position from a porn perspective, but it's one of the best positions from an actually-having-sex-perspective.

Vanilla is not one of the best flavors, therefore missionary is not the vanilla ice cream of sex positions.

Mint chocolate chip is the minecraft of ice cream flavors. Did I do that right?

This

vanilla is the best flavor. there's a reason it is the standard. it's because everyone enjoys it.

sorbet= blowjob

> it's because everyone enjoys it.

Well we disagree on the criteria for "best" then. Because mass appeal != best, at least for me.

there's no cream in sorbet
it's just ice and juice
you talking shit out your mouth

Fucking THIS.

Chocolate = Anal

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Frozen Yogurt = gay sex

> vanilla is the best flavor

How could the most boring flavor be the best flavor? People even use vanilla to mean something that is lame.

no one said anything about missionary being boring or vanilla being the best you contrarian edgelord faggot

Getting blacked

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>no one said anything about ... vanilla being the best

This guy did:
> vanilla is the best flavor.

And people call missionary sex vanilla all the time...

vanilla is also used to denote 'standard', or 'basic'
apart from threads example, especially with vidya
>vanilla minecraft
>vanilla skyrim
etc

Good one. Sex-that-isn't-sex meets icecream that isn't icecream.

Kek

Is a basic car ever the best car? Is a basic computer ever the best computer? No, therefore the most basic ice cream flavor, vanilla, cannot be the best flavor of ice cream.

cursed

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strawberry is blowjob

Banana Split = futa

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Rum 'n' Raisin- drunken knee trembler in a back alley.

get

Lemon sorbet = golden shower

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holy crap close

nnnngggg gotta try harder

Peanut Butter Cup = Footjob

best flavor, best fetish

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Strawberry = her sitting on your face when she's on her period

Knickerbocker Glory- two hours with a high class escort.

Yeah because everybody when they go to an ice cream shop get's fucking plain vanilla and nothing else right? Fuck that, only grandmas order vanilla. Get some chocolate you faggot.

kek. you just don't understand the true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists… with a twist.
we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?)
we just want to watch the world burn.

...wut

Salted Caramel - Making Lurve

Rekt pasta? Bots in the wrong thread?

bullshit virgin , missionary and doggy give the most pleasure

Chocolate 99 - sucking off a black guy

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McDonalds ice cream machine being broken = forced chastity/orgasm denial

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