Imagine you're in Germany and because of some random time travel shit you find yourself back to the year 1939

Imagine you're in Germany and because of some random time travel shit you find yourself back to the year 1939.
It's september, the Wehrmacht has just started to invade Poland. You want Hitler to win the war.
All you've got with you are your modern day clothes and a bunch of history books on WW2.
How do you manage to meet Hitler and how do you convince him on what's about to happen and how do you make him change his plans accordingly so that at the end the 3rd Reich prevails?

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Who cares about this exercise in mental illness fantasy. There is absolutely no way the nazis would have been capable of maintaining any kind of functioning society. It was a criminal organization of pig farmers and burnt out ptsd victims taking advantage of desperate people. Traitors to the german people and traitors to the human race. A skid mark on the history of the 20th century. Shameful little men and women who could never succeed in a free society.

Personally, I would rather go back to Truman and convince him to nuke any city/town in Japan with a population over 30

This is a worthless opinion to have. The fact that you wish to inflict additional casualties for no reason makes you a trash thing unworthy of the human race.

I'd tell Hitler so not invade Russia, create an alliance with them. (I'm aware they already did at some point). Not long after invading Britain and installing fascism across the entirety of Europe, He should gather his forces along the Russia border during the spring. He has a few months to take Moscow, and spread holy fascism across Europe and Russia. HEIL HITLER!

Am I forced to want Hitler to win WW2?
But why? My dick is above average, no need for this.

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asassinate hitler and replace him with a member of the nsdap who doesn’t have syphillis, resulting in strong leadership making good strategic decisions winning the war in favor of Germany

Honestly this would be the best option if your goal was to see a victorious Germany at the end of WWII.

Ey Alda, im Winter nach Russland? Hast du Tinte gesoffen?!

If you helped Hitler with his disasterous plans, it just would have made it much worse when the Soviets defeated them. Like killing every male and taking all the women and girls as slaves.

If you could talk him into peaceful economic domination, Hitler could have had a European Union with Germany in charge back in the 1950s. Instead of killing all his smartest scientists, like Jews, they could have made Germany the leader of world technology.

But you probably couldn't because Hitler was a syphilitic moron like Trump.

Yeah....Pretty much THIS/thread

Better hope you're not Catholic Jewish gypsi black ugly brown haired short stupid or speak only english

Kek

That's a wrap.

You have to be 18 to post here. You realize what Stalin's intentions were, right?

DO NOT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA!

That was the least of his probems.

I am Hispanic... Sooooo. I think I'll wait for him in a few years in Argentina.

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The genocide part comes with the ideology, there is no way to convince nazis of something else than imagined racial superiority.

The german economic powerhouse during the Nazi reign is also a myth, they built it all on sand and had to steal the gold reserves of neighboring countries to keep importing goods for their war economy. Even if by some miracle they won the war, their anti-capitalist nepotism and corruption in every part of society would soon collapse in on itself, probably a civil war after Hitler dies. This thing was never meant to last and people jumped on the germans as soon as they were in a position of weakness (Greece, Yugoslavia and France in 1944)

>Not long after invading Britain
So how are you changing that?

tell him not to invade russia and invade the Caucasus earlier for oil

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that would be easy. I'd first give him instructions on how to build a nuke. Then I would show him how to increase the range on v2 rocket to hit anywhere in the world. That ought to do it. Plus I'd have him hurry up and finish off those damn jews. We would all be better off rid of them.

Hitler talked about eradicating jews and communists in the 1920s - years before he had any actual political power and it was a cornerstone of the nazi ideology. A war between germany and russia was literally inevitable and the only reason they had peace for a while is because it suited Hitler at the time, dealing with france first

>people jumped on the germans as soon as they were in a position of weakness (Greece, Yugoslavia and France in 1944)
You mean subhumans not people right? Hitler rebuilt the economy and made Germany superpower again. If Germany won the war, they would use subhumans as labor force and they would have unlimited amount of resources. If Germany won, we would already colonize the space.

>Sorry for being selfish, but I'd have to go back into Amerifag history and convince the Powers-that-be, not to get into the whole slave trade thingy.

Just leave the niggers in Africa where they waz kangs n sheit.

THIS
It was a gangster regime that would of collapsed

I expose the espionage network's within Germany that prevented NAZI victories.
In particular Wilhelm Canaris the head of the Abwehr (German military intelligence.) Exposing or assassination of Canaris alone would've altered the course of the war in several ways, most notably the misinformation that delayed operation Barbarossa. Stalin fully believed in Hitler's word, and dismissed repeated reports of NAZI forces preparing to invade the Soviet Union.
The only alternative Canaris could think of that would work if Stalin wouldn't listen was delaying the inevitable so that the Warmacht would get mired down over the winter. You don't need to reach Hitler to change history.. just know who already altered history; and remove them.

> shallow retarded hot-take
> this

Invading Russia would've worked if it had happened in the spring as originally planned.

This. Plus. even if you do get them to change policy, there's no guarantee that the new policy would work better. Plus, once you've diverted history once, your books are pretty much useless.

WOW I JUST BOUGHT YOU 300 REDDIT GOLD ALSO ORANGE MAN BAD

Good luck cause they think you’re a spy for knowing too much.

Why does everything have to be sexual with the left?

I guess I'd turn myself in to the SS or equivalent, show them the books, and then just say exactly what happened in MY timeline, as accurately as possible. Presumably the weirdo American time-man would attract attention from higher ups eventually.

So you're saying that the nazis weren't a bunch of drug fuelled failed artists, chicken farmers who were basically gangsters? Please do enlighten us all with how they weren't just a bunch of retards who got lucky.

Also, depending on where you live, don't you run the risk of phasing yourself out of existence, if you help the fucking panzers roll over your country?