How do I kill myself if I don't have the strength? Not in america, so I can't shoot myself or make a policeman shoot me

How do I kill myself if I don't have the strength? Not in america, so I can't shoot myself or make a policeman shoot me

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fuck your own mothers brain out nigger

>not in America
Ah a third worlder. No wonder you want to kill yourself.

jump off a building

rape some women and commit some crimes before you jump off
and film everything

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Don't. Get medical help. Sort your life out. Quitting is losing. There is no God or afterlife. In the scheme of all time, you're here for a tiny amount of time. If you can't make it better, just wait it out and die forgotten of old age like evryone else. Don't make the few people who value you have worse lives just because of your selfish decision.

Looks like that requires quite some strength too
I'm not a piece of trash like you. Also, I asked how, not what to do before. You should kill yourself too
Nice dubs btw

>be dirty foreigner
>want to kill yourself because poor and irrelevant
>can’t kill yourself because cycled by the government
God damn I’m glad I was born in the only 1st world nation

pussy.

>Don't
Go back to /adv/
>No god or afterlife
Ikr
>[Everything else]
Don't care

>>Don't have answer for so going to strop like a child.

You don't matter. The people who know you do. Stop being a selfish prick you stupid little child. The world isn't all about you.

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do a flip

take a bunch of kitchen knives and go to the nearest police station, start throwing them at officers, run around until they shoot the shit out of you

My life, I choose what to do. As I said, go back to /adv/. Maybe there's someone who could find useful your shallow advice

I'd like to kill myself at home and not in jail, so sounds quite stupid

Pretty sure that actions requires some degree of strength

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Do us a favour and go kill some Chinese

Hahahaha, you really don't have an answer, do you? "My life, I choose." You sound like the fucking fat kid who's just been tackled in football, bawling his eyes out. "It's my ball and I'm going home." Grow the fuck up. Life's shit for everyone. You're not the only person in the world. Suck it up you fucking idiot. I don't give a fuck about you, but the people around you don't deserve shit. I guarentee you you've got nothing wrong with your life, you're just to self centred to understand other people exist. You sound like you're 12.

Jump from any high place, make sure u dive head in first

From here America looks like a third workd country

Well, I'm sure there are easier ways than others. Taking pills would be way easier than drowning myself in the bathtub, but rn I can't get any effective drug, 99% of the odds I'd end up in a hospital room alive and with a shittier life than now

Again, doesn't sound that easy. Going head first is a big lie, it usually doesn't happen and anyway it would avoid such a small fraction of a second of pain it wouldn't matter at all

OP here, agree. I'm european and they're the shithole of this world, but I don't have time or energies to waste fighting them

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well it sure prevents you from breaking both legs and bleeding out for a long time...

Nobody needs to wait for you to ask for shit you selfish little fuck. I'm guessing you're 14, fat and have only ever seen a pussy on Yas Forums. I bet you use velcro shoes and you sucked your momma's tit until you were 6. The. World. Isn't. All. About. You.

neck yourself bot

Loiter in public places a lot. You’ll get covid19. I promise :)

What. A. Queer.

take any bucket big enough to put your head in,
place it at the end of the bed, fill it with water, lay down on bed, stick your head out the end of the bed and but it in the bucket, let you weight push you down. wait a minute. be dead

PUT it in the bucket, srry im distressed too, see:

The world isn't all about them, either. Why should anybody have to suffer just because of other people's selfishness? Hmm?

wow, you want to kill yourself. that's crazy. it's not like every second post here is about wanting to kill yourself, no way.

This, 1.8 billion times this

If my brain is immediately disintegrated, don't care how my body is
I'd spread the virus even more, I would probably survive and I'd worsen the already pathetic condition of our hospitals. Nah, not my stuff
The problem with all these systems to drown is, the reflex not to asphyxiate is too strong at a certain point. Unless I have concrete shoes in a lake or something, and am physically unable to emerge, it probably wouldn't work. Also, I can't be too noisy, they'd stop me. Drowning doesn't seem quiet at all

Where did I ask for pity?
This

Look, I'm usually smart enough to ignore or quickly dismiss morons, but you've really gone too far. Kik or something, if you have the guts to actually start a serious logical talk. I'm unironically pissed off by people like you

There’s the old “car in a closed garage” trick. Buddy of mine offer himself that way. Had another friend try it, only to have his dad open the garage by accident. Said he didn’t even realize he’s passed out until the paramedics revived him.

From here, Europe looks like the hay middle east

Just call the cops and tell them to bring guns. After they show up, come out with a knife and walk towards them, maybe even run. They'll shoot you and you might die.