How can i become intoxicated without drugs or alcohol around, i need household items that can get me fucked up

Nyquil
Byrnadryl

Or liquid Tylenol with codyne (holy grail)

You'll regret it
Cough syrup though.

Also learn to Google

only have the non-drowsy shit, so i can't drink it
only thing i have here is ibuprofen and melatonin. shits ass

Benadryl or Robitussen

Your liver and kidneys will hate you, but just drink water

Look for travel tabs (gravol) and throw back a few.

Glue from model airplane or hobby glue...not white glue. Inhale it for like 20 to 25 minutes

Eat a fist full of Benadryl, spin around in a circle, then hang yourself best high you'll ever get trust me

You're kinda being a picky bitch for someone who wants to get high at home

yes i am
don't have the items required but would love to try

time. complete absense of light fir 3 days(read jesus story)

i follow our lord and savior jesus, i know of his struggles and i understand why you're telling me this, but for the moment i don't have 3 days to self isolate

Nutmeg. Except don't because it sucks. Datura grow in your area? Might be some leaves up by now. Moonflower? Jimson weed? Dont do that one either.

This. Liquid Byrnadryl is magic and very difficult to overdose on

Don't huff anything, you'll fry yourself

Ganzfeld procedure

nutmeg sounds very cool, but i'm looking for a more mellow vibe than a trip
not trying them
im alone

Judging from OP's knowledge of intoxicants, there is probably stuff lying around that he will never know could get him high.

I've managed to work myself up to a dozen Benadryl a night during this quarantine. I know I'm gonna have to wean off pretty soon and I'm not looking forward to it.

You are being too picky. Everyone has computer duster somewhere in the house.

Just inhale that for fifteen minutes. Totally harmless and actually fun to do.

Just make sure you have the right music

perhaps, but im not looking for a high, moreso just something that'll make me pass out or cry
maybe

gets you drunk?

I believe vanilla is about 35% abv which is about the same as most liquors, lemon is around 80% which is some strong shit. Vanilla is palatable, others taste like complete shit

What strength are the pills?
I only drink it ( liquid)

I'm currently smoking a blunt, OP is a desperate little faggot. If you are trying to get high just drink cleaner.

dude weed lmao, fuck off buddy
thanks for the suggestion

I wanna say 25 mg each. It's only barely over the upper limit of "reasonable" daily consumption from everything I've read online but I've been at this amount before and know from experience that it's a rough step down.

I used to go robotripping every other day in high school. Now I’m a high functioning retard.

A dozen seems like the perfect number

Are you planning on increasing the dose one more bump up or are you holding firm where you are now

I thought I heard of everything. Ok, what Is robotripping?

Is it like speedballing

Drinking Robitussin

Find what your girlfriend / sister takes for her period.
Double the dose

I'm gonna keep it where I'm at. I get diminishing returns past 12 to the point that it's not worth the extra hangover and lethargy during the day.
Not that user but it's when you drink a shitton of cough syrup. It can be real hit or miss in my experience.

fuck off

It must take a while to have that much of a negative effect. Either that or just taking too much per use... guzzling the shit like its water is fucked

sometimes you gotta make time. 3 days for trippin balls 5 days to leave the planet & travel the stars