Recommend some painless suicide methods for me please

I'm not a girl, I don't have tits lol. Just a guy with a baby face -_-

First, tits and timestamp because you decided to be a woman rather than an user on the internet and then you get the advice.

you havent been through enough bad shit if you think it gets better, it only gets worse. The people you have around you now that you can put yourself around to make things a little better will eventually be gone, whether its death or distance. If you are not strong enough now to be blind of how sad life really is you never will be, and you won't be prepared for the day everything actually falls in on you.

You can try Johnny Mandel - Suicide is painless

I don't have loved ones, I was always the black sheep. They wouldn't care if I died

Nasty condition there bro. Drink less soy, lift some heavy objects, get a haircut and get that shit out of your nose, or kill yourself. Just don't continue like that.

its not worth it trust me I'm been depress but im trying to pull though you not alone if you wanna talk you can add me on discord

A guy discovered he could get high by shoving the air pump at a gas station up his ass and sitting on it to fill him up with air.
He died instantly

fuck sake, just do it.. why Painless? it only hurts if you are being a faggot about it and it doesn´t work.

Jesus.. The fucking faggots in this world.. self centered bitches..

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It might be time for a lifestyle change OP, like one of the people above said might be time for a haircut, hitting the benchpress helped me 10 fold I wouldn't be the person I am today. Gym saved my life.

Dude, you stupid.
When there is a penis it isn't a girl

idk go to counseling, get admitted, do SOMETHING

Start with joining some type of volunteer work. Start helping others and the more you do this the less painful life will become. If you do it well enough you will actually start loving yourself to the point where other people will start loving you too. Eventually you'll find someone that loves you for the person you love inside you and you will go on to live a full and ritch life together until your time comes and you draw your last breath in relief of a life well lived. Your only regret will be not ever been able to thank the annon that gave you this advice. But it's ok, my thanks is your happiness.

Don´t fucking do that! That is what the pussy wants! He is a faggot, and have no intentions of killing him self... The bitch only wants attention..

If he only was good at taking pretty pictures of food ad putting them on Social media.. and get his attention that way...

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tits or gtfo faggot

>get admitted
But before you do pack comfy clothes and and some books you like or want to read. but be you will get bored and and go groups and go out side even if they let people gout to smoke go to even if you dont smoke

Live until old age.

Damn

>self-immolation
Nerve cells die within 2 minutes. Wont even feel yourself dying through the shock. Though fluid buildup in your lungs would hurt.

Why you wanna kill yourself op?
You would scrub up okay, just need to get some help meds and counseling and you"ll be alright.

Killing yourself isnt the answer and fyi dont ask again here this is B the asshole of the internet

The pain you suffer is nothing compared to the pain you leave behind

Wut? Ppl have livestreamed that stuff before. Take him seriously.

choking on my cum is pretty painless

Timestamp

isnt that the point tho? to hurt those left behind

like you would w a n t it to be painful for them

Mooooooooo!

i wanna see your udders, maybe you just need a milking

Just know that this world is worse off without you, if you think no one cares about you then let me tell you I care about you. Stay alive user.