Do you have any spare masks?
Dubs decides round 2
dental plan
I will kill you and your whole fucking family. I know where you live you slut.
Poop swapping
would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER
Lisa needs braces.
it ain’t the niggas that act hard.... I forget how the rest of that goes
dental plan
Don't judge but I'm only on tinder so that my parents dont think I'm a total faggot.
>be me, 12 years ago
>crush on co-worker
>at work party at someone’s house
>go to bathroom for piss
>put seat back down when done
>always make sure it’s clean
>open door, crush waiting to use bathroom
>she goes in, I wait
>2 mins later I hear a flush and she exits
>go back in and see it
>on the white toilet seat, one single pubic hair
>put finger on it, it sticks
>put finger in mouth
TL;DR got to eat my crushes pubic hair