How'd you lose your virgnity? What age, to whom, details... Greentext or stories, pics are even better

How'd you lose your virgnity? What age, to whom, details... Greentext or stories, pics are even better.

InB4 - haven't lost it, still a virgin at 40.

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Haven’t lost it, still a virgin at 21.

I was 16, she was 15, I was round at her house in her bedroom, she was laid on top of me. We’d nearly fucked a few times but it never really happened, more just teasing. Anyway, she’s laid on top of me and my mom calls me to tell me she’s on her way home and will pick me up. So the gf decides she wants to fuck before I go. Only thing I really remember about it was Pirates of the Carribean was on in the background and she keeps a bunch of condoms inside a pot skull. So I cum, my phone rings, my moms outside, I got dressed and left. Was weird.

That wasn’t the first time my penis was inside a girl but it was the first time I had sex

Banged my ex in the school gym storage room when I was 17 she was 16, I raw dogged her and pulked out to bust a fat nut in her mouth

My age 18, her age 19. We lived on the same floor freshman year of college. Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

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All my best fucks bar one were with fat girls, more cushion for the pushin’

Seriously user, a lot of virgin retards don't understand this

I forgot this is Yas Forums. I thought i was on r9k for a minute

Gotta disagree with you there. My favorites were with hotties.

She was 17 I was 15. Nice girl but kinda crazy. Fucked her on her entryway room floor. Her little brother was a few rooms over playing the drums pretty loudly.

Didn't cum tho because he stopped drumming and we got spooked that he might come out of his room.

Worst case of blue balls this earth has ever seen. Couldnt sit down. Hurt too much. Had to wait an hour to get home before I could lasso my keyboard.

>me 15
>gf 14
>home alone at my place somehow
>we smoked some weed and were in my room listening to music
>start making out
>starts getting real passionate
>hands are up under her shirt, feeling her boobs
>she takes her shirt off
>i start trying to undo her bra, but had never done it before, fumbling like an idiot
>she laughs and takes it off
>first irl tits, i immediately start licking them
>she lays on her back
>both still have jeans on
>i start grinding my insanely hard boner on her crotch
>we're both getting really horny
>we both take our pants off
>more grinding but this time in my boxers, and she's in her tiny ass panties
>making out hard, hands are all over the place
>she pulls my boxers off, my dick springs up
>i take off her panties
>she starts sucking my dick
>i start rubbing her pussy
>wasn't really sure what i was doing, but had seen porn enough to get the general idea
>she's getting really wet, i decide to put a finger inside
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>she lays back down and spreads her legs
>i get on top and slide my bone in
>feels hot on my dick
>she was tight as hell
>start fucking
>keep fucking
>switch it up and let her get on top and ride me
>keep fucking
>was on antidepressants, so it was hard to cum
>ended up fucking for nearly an hour before i finally pull out and jizz on her stomach
>collapse on the bed, am fucking completely exhausted
>she says her pussy is sore
>we laugh about it, then go outside, smoke some more weed, ride bikes back to her place
>kiss her good night
>from that point we fucked every time we were together
>we fucked outside in a field, in the backyard of her friend's house at a pool party, at her mom's place, at her grandma's place, in the backseat of my friend's car
>i think my dick was inside her more than it wasn't

>That wasn’t the first time my penis was inside a girl but it was the first time I had sex
Explain

Not him, but I assume he means a blowjob you fucking retard.

Lost my virginity at 18 to a 19 y/o girl. Not the way i wanted though.

>we had been flirting a lot my first semester of college
>one night while making out I go for some saucier stuff
>she’s getting riled up by it and just goes feral
>rips our clothes off, and starts to mount me.
>she wasn’t on the pill, and i had no condoms
>”hey, shouldn’t we have protection?”
>”don’t worry about it” she dismisses
>she then rides me nearly making me impregnate her

This continued through my freshman year. She would continually force me into sex, and would lie about taking the pill. She was manipulative and I wish I could’ve taken it back.

Its because losers have to fuck fat girls. I didn't get it either till I remembered where I was.

I think it reminds them of their mommys.

could also mean in the womb as a fetus

haven't lost it, still a virgin at 39

I was 19 she was 18. Had just left the military and went to Uni. Cute girl, quite small. Decided we should get together one night after a party. Yeah we sort of just agreed to have sex im not going to say no. Anyway, she was too small/tight and it was awkward but I did cum in the end.

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But after that sex was much better - good to get it out of the way

17. Girlfriend. Both virgins. She was 16. Much pressure on many girls before then. Classic American High School experiences. Almost lost it at 15, but didn't.

sucks man. Any times you came close? What advice would you give to people worried about becoming wizard?

How do I not end up like you?
I'm 19 btw

Be supreme

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At 19 after his marine boot camp. In a hotel bathroom. Been together 3 years. Known him for 6. Still going strong, he's out in a year

post tits

I paid an escort when i was 24, regret not doing it ealier.

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19 here, I told my friend who is pretty hot and she told another girl I went to highschool with last year and she offered to pop my cherry a month ago, this was right before my state had its lockdown, I shaved, got a haircut and was ready to go over to her house and drink...then this shit happened and it got her all paranoid. This virus literally cock blocked me

imagine being so grotesque you need a sex handout lel

I lost mine at 17 to my really sexy 34 year old neighbor. She was this cool punk rock chick who owned a small clothing store in Hollywood. I snuck out at night, my parents didn't even know. We fucked all night, I didn't shoot blanks once. I don't know where it all even came from.

How are you still unaware of the fucking rules? Tits. Timestamp. Now.

This is why God invented prostitutes, weirdo. Get yourself a nice one or a sex therapist and get in the saddle.

At 20, with a craiglist girl, i didn't got hard or cum but got to "penetrate" her and got mi dick sucked. A year later i "fucked" another girl, this was with at least half erection, didn't cum either. 25 now i haven't had another sexual encounter

At least he's not a faggot like you, lard ass

I was 14 when I took part in gang raping a passed out 16 year old girl at a party.

Chill guys, it's a faggot dating another faggot

But you're not a virgin, so you're kinda okay

Not as bad as the guys who have to rent a whore for $400/hr. At least he got it free.

17(m) with a 14yr(f) old from the same neighborhood in exchange for 2 packs of cigarettes

My aunt

14 years old she was 18

Fuck you wasn't incest

>grotesque
Nah son, I ain't a chad but at least I don't look like a goblin. I had opportunities with other girls in high school, one was a little too attached and wanted something more...the other was just a massive Latina hoe with tits bigger than my face (still talk to her, she does sugar daddy crap now). Had other chances but I pussied out last second, siking myself out

you have to go back