What’s wrong with me, b?

Good job user

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It could be.

Naw, it happens but not very regularly

My buttocks

Anal Fissure, have fun.

You wiped too hard dumbass

Have you been drinking a lot lately?

yes. can confirm

Yes. Last two nights I drank a lot of beer

Ok smart ass. Go fuck a duck. You stupid nig

Your probably constipated and forcing your shit, causing blood vessels to burst in yo ass. Lay off the drinking, if it continues for a couple of days you prob have a problem. If it doesnt happen again you'll be right.

Thank you user. No beer for me tonigh

I know it seems completely weird to ask, but before the blood. Have you ever had gut issues? Hematochezia isn’t the end of the world but is a bit concerning.

You could potentially have, hemorrhoids, anal fissure as mentioned earlier in the thread, diverticulitis, or even a stomach ulcer.

Have you had any other symptoms? It doesn’t have to be related to your gastro intestinal track.

As long as it's not black and it does last for more than a couple of days, you'll be fine.

This happened to me last summer. I wiped and it was dark red. So I went to see a doctor a few days later and they found nothing. It just want away on its own. Happens to me monthly

Have you ever been tested for anything underlying?

A small part of me wonders if you might have IBS or even Crohns

Nope, nothing

Blood clot. Go to a doctor before it kills you.

Thats good advice for a lot of scenarios.

blood too light

You have hemorrhoids (the blood is dark if it from further inside you). Quit drinking so much, sitting too much, cramming things into your ass, or being fat.

Humidifier, get one

Youre really putting a crimp in OPs lifestyle as a fat, lazy faggot.

Either hemorrhoids or an anal fissure.

Best advice I can give you is, don’t panic.

When it comes to the bathroom, get yourself some stool softener for now. Monitor your poops and check for blood. If it goes away you’re fine for now. If it lasts longer then 3 days you need to call a doctor right away.

I know it’s hard to get into doctors right now but you need to have a Poct Urinalysis and CBC No Differential done. If you have insurance, request a comprehensive metabolic panel. The last one isn’t really needed for the issue you posted about however this can all be done off a single blood draw.

If you’re sexually active also have an RPR done

I've been drinking myself non-stop for 2 years and excessive alcohol consumption gives you the run. Diarrhea. that looks more like hemorrhoids or colon rectal cancer. You should seek medical attention asap. Hope you get a 10/10 blond stacey that is going to fiddle with your pooper kek. Serious it dos not look good user

Almost certainly hemorrhoids (internal kind).
I had em years ago and didnt know it because they were inside and didnt hurt... just some blood from time to time.