"hello sir."

>"hello sir."
>"that'll be 11.99 plus tip."
>wat do?

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I’d give him more than just the tip, alright.

QT 3.14.

Am I right?

SAUCE
google sneaky pizza cosplay
>only simps dont know

Give him the money, he'll need it because it certainly ain't working out for him in esports.

>same user here

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Give him more than just the tip.

Thats a dude....

here, here's some money now get off of my property you faggot

pay $15

>Him

Pizza GET!

Pay 8 dollars

this is the gayest shit i've ever seen

That's a woman, you transphobe

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him

IF you can cum inside of something, its a woman. End of story. Gay people were just ahead of the game on us.

15% tip?
tolerable I guess.
25-30% would be better.
these are difficult times.

Fuck yeah, and 12 bucks for a medium 'za is pretty good.

Post more sneaky so I can bust

Hand over a crisp $12 note

Give it 12$ and tell it to keep the change you filthy animal

>" begin that, gher will be no "tip", my virginity is sage once again!"

I'd pay 0 tip.

>um excuse me, its "hello MA'AM!"

>Put delivery boy in bag

proof

Give them a ten and a five, keep the change.

get my spanking paddle

Why the fuck did you open the box? I'm calling your manager.

oh yeah?
>*throws the pizza in your face*
SPLAT

Big mistake, noob
*teleports behind you*
Here's your "tip" kisama!
*zandatsus your boipussi*
Yurusenai...