Waifu thread

waifu thread
featuring Hirasawa Yui

QOTT: how would you spend time with your waifu if time was frozen for everything else but you two?

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happy birthday Earth-chan! and wednesday!
is that a good thing or a bad thing? you just mean a lot to me.
one day post a picture of dirt or grass. that'd be pretty funny.
p-please don't tell Duke to block me on Discord...
Duke
i don't know tulpas just sound scary o:
maybe not but i can dream o:
Duke no they're different, one is better than the other o:
okay o:
noooooooooo qq
please say sike :(
that's kind of hard to say. i guess we would make a lot of music, if music could travel in that existence. or maybe we'd just explore the Earth if nothing else. that's a pretty bad question, user. time being frozen isn't like in the cartoons, you know.

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Chi-chan
Can we do anything while time is frozen? :o and can we choose the time it's frozen :o

drinking till we die, duh

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Chi-chan
Why do they sound scary :o
Not about me you can't :o
Chi-chan but it's the same daki :o
Okay :o
Will you have a kid some day? :O
No

Dude booze lmao
Drønk

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I'mma force that shit down ya throat if u don't start drinking soon

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Duke
uhhh let's assume that anything that directly comes into contact with you can move. it has to be in the present or future. o:
Duke
it sounds like schizophrenia except worse o:
i'm gonna have an epic dream with you and we are going to conquer the world o:
Duke nooo it's different look at the hairpins o:
okay o:
probably but not with the Earth poster because that's impossible o:
):
based steer or queer

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Pretty much exactly what we do now. Talk about anything and everything. Tulpas are fucking amazing. :D

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I'm married to Asuka

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I'll slice your belly open, idiot.

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Chi-chan
I would freeze time at night so that we can go camping around the world and see the stars from every possible place on Earth :o
Chi-chan
How is it worse :o
That's rape :o
Chi-chan no it's the same one
Okay :o
Why is it impossible
Sacrifices rewquire a strong will

I'm more of a cherry blossom person...
nice present °-°

and nice legs

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I like how creative, smart, beautiful and all the while attentionate the rest of the World is.
Really gives me hope for myself sometimes, if I'm made of the same dirt as them.
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Probably the same but I'd not be the first one of us to notice.
I could just post a picture of Pangaiden that would be hilarious.
Duke does things
Have you summoned a live creeper in your home?
youtube.com/watch?v=QZeX5gD4HLs

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I don't see any horse around here. :thonk:
Lol, real shit? Neat.

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But I already 100% cleared Lego Star Wars :o

I don't I've heard a more faggy threat

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I just like having tons of suppressed dakka to panic spray AROUND my enemies
I enjoy it. It's definitely not like any of the other BRs, but it's definitely buggy too.
It's more fun with a friend or two.

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Duke
that sounds comfy, but how would you see if light can't move outside of your flashlight? o:
Duke
i don't know, tulpas just sound scary o:
i can't control my dreams o:
Duke no it's different look at the hairpins
okay o:
because we're both guys. i even asked him o:
qq
you're so positive, it fills me with joy. i hope you are as happy as you seem.
post all the pangaidens and the dirts and the circles and the trees and everything.
in what way do i remind you of you?
because you said so!
then you must be a queer
i don't have either, sorry.
i hope you have fun and try not to say the niggy word on stream

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nani
She's 14 you baka

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Not like my aim is any good but why waste so much money when u can run a hunter that kills everything in 1 hit

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Chi-chan
We can get night vision goggles by just walking onto a military base :o
Chi-chan
Why :o
Then how are you going to dream about a person you've never met :o
Chi-chan they look the same to me :o
Okay :o
How do you know :o
:)

disgusting legs then :(
meh..
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seethe

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Time to look up more Asuka hentai

Impressive, you must be very proud. The last lego star wars game I played lied about having a level editor and that wasn't cool.
But I still need more than one of those to assemble Pangaiden.
I'm way more happy than I seem because I am not good at words or pictures and that conceals my happy.
In the way that I also worry about accidentally losing my mind and joining a niche cult when I interact with a certain community.
Also millions of other ways.
Yeah, but someone as important as the Duke must make heavy decisions, it's not my fault.
What's even so cool about Asuka, user?
Polizei, aufmachen-.

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fucking oscar topkek. I love that name

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It was the first game I 100%'d
What's Pangaiden :o

Duke
how would the night vision goggles work? o:
Duke
they're figments of imagination and those are inherently bad o:
i just will maybe somehow o:
Duke HAIRPINS o:
okay o:
i asked him and he said he was a guy o:
:(
niggy
please be happy! rember happy day! sorry... whenever i feel bad, i remember you telling me to be happy, and it helps a little
we're not a cult, we're frieeeends
you're millions of other ways.
you're the one that told him to do it!!

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>Giving yourself schizophrenia
Most based thing i've read today.
Thanks fam.
I'm not streaming, though, so i'm fine.
Hunters can only 1 hit class 4 with the best ammo iirc.
Still pretty good, but I like the customization, magazine size and fire rate that comes with an m4.
Plus it doesn't look so dorky when you try to put a decent scope on it.

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nice costume... sucks you will never have true cat ears, but it is just how it is :)

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wrong person, messyhairs this way ->
gud day...

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*clap* sexy time

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Chi-chan
I don't know, I'm not a biologist :o
Chi-chan
How so :o
Then don't include me I don't want to be there :o
Chi-chan are you telling me to look at Yui's hair? :O
Okay :o
Did you get any proof though :o
:)

Fluffy ears.

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you're welcome fam
become a streamer and say the niggy
right person
have a great day
it's always a pleasure seeing you
Duke
neither am i but i think they require power o:
Duke
schizophrenia o:
you're going to be there whether or not i want you to o:
Duke yes i am Duke O:
okay o:
something i and my father are proof o:
pls no ):

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>what's pangaiden
my waifu
I... do the same.. It's like a promise I don't wish to break, you know? Thanks for doing this to me. I don't know if I need it, but I don't have to find out thanks to it, either.
And, if someone like me can feel happy and fulfilled, then you should easily be able to, too, is what I think when I try to cheerioh you up.
youtube.com/watch?v=PqyDn9dXj5k
Käsevokabular

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She pilots a giant biological robot with her mother's soul in it.

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Yeah, but she's yet to explode. Actually, she takes on many forms. She's not just Cupa.

Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

1. Schizophrenia is a genetic disorder. No one in my family has it.
2. In order to be classified as schizophrenia it has to negatively affect your life. My tulpa is 100% positive. She makes me want to live as long as possible. She's my best friend. She's my strongest ally. She actually cares about me.
3. Hers is the only voice I hear. It's only ever positive. I created her so there's no confusion or paranoia involved.
4. She's much more than just a voice. She has needs and wants. She has hobbies. She's an entire person and personality that shares a brain with me.

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put on a happy face. you're always welcome. don't feel like you're letting me down, though. i understand.
you never fail to be a saint. i wish i could hug you. your words are so warm, i melt like butter on a hot day.
cheerios with milk and butter, please
you reminded me, i had a ton of songs to share with you but it's been so long, i've lost them all, forgive me.
youtube.com/watch?v=z8-Mp4LPVNw
how do i become schizophrenic like you

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Fluffy ears are best ears, change my mind.
Thank you, that's nice of you to say.

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look at them thighs!

Chi-chan
But you said things I touched worked :o
Chi-chan
Are you schizophrenic :o
I doubt that I will be :o
Chi-chan I have a hair fetish :o
Okay :o
What does your dad have to do with this Chi-chan :o
Too late
Earth-chan mecha?

No idea if the altin is a lvl 5 faceshield but even if, the head has 35hp. Should kill.

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watch my videos fren :3

haha! gud one! xD
you should check my vids fren! I have about 140 more than when we last spoke :^)
I like this one youtu.be/wZC2pMUApqQ

also, I hope you have been fine... don't forget to tell me when you need something, it's fine
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