Can we be friends, user?
You're not really racist are you?
Can we be friends, user?
Christopher King
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Nolan Jenkins
Fuck off Shebooneah
Sebastian Barnes
Don't fuck washcloths
>be me
>in shower
>use washcloths to wash myself because they have the latheryness and scrubbyness of a loofah with the precision of my hands
>time to wash to my dick
>I like to give myself a boner when I wash my dick because it makes it easier to clean the whole surface area of my dick
>this step has been difficult for me lately due to the medication I'm on
>start thinking of different things and rubbing my dick to give myself a stiffy
>think of this one middle school girl who was in the news recently for becoming an hero
>instanterection.jpg
>scrub my dick with the wash cloth
>notice it feels extra good today
>slowly go from scrubing my dick to essentially using my washcloth as a fleshlight
>wrapping my whole dick in the washcloth, fapping furiously with both hands
>no porn, only my fantasies
>finally coom, one of the best of my life
>top 10 easily, maybe top 5
>as the pleasure fades away, realize I'm in searing pain
>mfw
>my dick is burning super fucking intensely
>the friction from the rough washcloth sex essentially gave my penis rugburn
>didn't realize it til now because the pleasure masked the pain
>try putting my dick in the water to see if that relieves some of the burning
>my dumbass doesn't realize the water is hot, pain gets exponentially worse
>I end up writhing in pain away from the water for 10 minutes until the pain subsides a little and I rinse off
Joshua Rivera
No way. You smell like coco butter and fried chicken
Nathan Bennett
But why is that a problem? fried chicken is delicious and coco butter smells great.
Eli Ramirez
8/10. Would rape and murder.
Nathan Nguyen
she dont look that bad, id fuck her
Brody Kelly
My name is Crystal and i like white boys.
Nicholas King
I would fuck the black out of her.
Kevin Roberts
Is that you?