Hey Yas Forums, would anybody be willing to cashapp me some money...

Hey Yas Forums, would anybody be willing to cashapp me some money. I am a college student who still gets claimed as a dependent so I didn't get anything from the stimulus package. :/

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Are you lonnadonna20

Nah i think he's youngjew42

I hear conflicting reports about that. I am also a college student marked as dependent and haven't gotten anything (yet?). I don't have direct deposit but if do get anything at all it will be a physical check. I heard that dependents do get a check if they filed taxes but I don't really know. Anyone care to fill me in?

>claimed as dependent
meaning mommy and daddy support you? go ask them for money

I wish maybe I'd actually have some money then

sure, how much?

No go get a job fagboi

Divorced parents, my dad claims me because that's what he got out of the court deal. He barely makes enough to support himself, at least that is what he tells me.

any bit helps man

tell your parents to split the money with you. if you are a dependent then they got extra.

since I'm older than 16 they don't get squat for me

cashapp is $SlightBefuddle

sorry to hear that user. good luck

thanks man

how do I know you're OP??

just gonna go ahead and self bump in hopes of a philanthropanon

Fuck man I don't know, I pinky promise, How else am I supposed to prove my identity?

if you put a can of coke up your ass
with a timestamp I will give you 20 buckos

my anus does not stretch that far

Not with that attitude it doesn't.

also not gay so...

I'm going to say something and you tell me how much you agree on a scale of 0 to 10.

Trans Rights are Human Rights.

0

Are you OP?

10, Im OP

Yes I am OP
$SlightBefuddle

proof

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bro how can everyone just ignore the image

shits been posted here countless times

Yea it's honestly just one of my many throwaway images

bump

I can send you $5 just out of boredom. What's your Venmo?

don't have venmo sorry but thank you for your offer anyway!

Download it. Lazy.

okay give me a sec