Any virgin's on Yas Forums?

Probably autism, I tend to shy away from any sort of socialization and have minimal social skills.

go to any asian massage place

if your white, then it's guaranteed your dick gets wet. If your ugly, just tip more

I'm white and average looking according to my roommate but I've mostly just given up caring at this point and not really that interested anymore.

Proud 39 year old virgin here, not planning on changing status either.

You got a problem with it?

I'm a virgin in spirit
I've never had a gf but I've fucked 8 escorts

But you gotta have it at least once, just so you have the experience

I fucked a landwhale. Sex was actually pretty fun. I could barely get a boner, but it was worth it

Sex isn't all that is hyped to be. maturbation feels better, but the intamacy makes it worth it.

Yeah, you're still pretty much a virgin. it doesn't count until you get a girl that actually wants to fuck you

it does not affect me in the least. But have the exerience mate. That;s all I ask of you.

Sex is not as great as you imagine. Let's say if you think it's as good as chocolate, it actually tastes like a cup of tea in which you let the tea bag for 10 seconds.
Everyone's reaction after their first time is the same "Wait that's it ? That's what drives people crazy ?"
Plus half the chicks out there are lazy during sex, finding a good partner is extremely rare.
You can live without it, trust me on that.

I am

Nah, don't need the hassle of putting up with all the bullshit that goes along with it, seen that enough with plenty of other people, dont need to experience it for myself.

Also, if i don't experience it, i wont know what i'm missing out on, so its really a nonstarter now, isn't it?

I'd like intimacy but can't get close to anyone.

I agree. I have not had intercourse with an attractive girl, so I feel that will be way better.

But from my experience, sex was not that great. She almost broke my dick, tooo

sex is fun but you should never let a lack of it define your character.

What the fuck do you want?

You just gotta close your eyes and go for it man. I do it all the time. If I meet a girl at a bar, I;ll at least make out with her

however, I'm kind of "hot", so mayeb youll get arrested lol

I'm not, but I lost my virginity to a girl I dated for two months, then she got distant, we broke up, found out she was cheating on me with a Satanist, and she's a he now.
She was fucking nuts and terrible in bed compared to another girl I fucked, but...

>still got laid tho

arguably worse than being a virgin

sex is interesting. I had no idea the vagina got so wet lol.

But make sure you do some research on the anatomy. I couldnt find the clit my first round. But i've made 2 girls cum by sucking on their nipples. So I think that;s another clit lol

29 here.
just a few more months until I awaken

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I'm a little jealous actually. I've always enjoyed life being excited to experience sex for the first time

now I really don't have any more goals. I'm just existing now

I've been to a bar a few times before when I was younger, had some nice looking girls show interest. But again, not good at socialization, now the idea of going to a bar freaks me out too much.

well I'm mentally ill so I guess I'm fucked

Yeah, I'm just waiting to die. Not suicidal unless I'm just patient. Waiting to die by old age or health complications isn't suicide, right?

I lost mine to my dog when I was 15

Checkmate

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