Mfw i will never be a dude

>mfw i will never be a dude
>i will never know what it's like to be with the boys and be one of the boys
>be banned into the existence of a female without friends because girls won't talk to me and friendships with bros will never be what they should be because I am, indeed, not a bro
>want a boner, manly looking chest and hang out with the boys on discord and play video games all night

i hope i get reincarnated as a cute boy

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I’d trade all of that for boobs so fast it’d make your head spin

Whew this is gay.

how bout we switch bodies

Show tits not this fucking bullshit bruh

tits or gtfo

Just tell your dude friends you are a fucking man. Tell them you will literally fuck them in the ass if they hit on you or don't treat you like a bro. Be serious and authoritative about it, and all will be well.
Also of course you will have to be able to compete with them in whatever games you guys play

lets find a witch and ask her to change our bodies

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It scares me how I feel somewhat the same way

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Tits or gtfo