How weapon are you, user?

How weapon are you, user?

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Very

Always packin one in my pants

>Muh dick so big it got a girth certificate.

Kek'd

Ima say bout tree point fourty

>my dick so small I should be able to legally change my sex to female

>44

Why?

It's in my duty title and I load them all day, every day. So uber weapon

Please mister, I don't want any trouble. Unfortunately, two more shotguns and two other pistols are at my brother's. God bless America.

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