Stuck at home?

Stuck at home?
Want a delicious meal?
Can't cook yourself?
Willing to learn?
Well you've come to the right place. A random thread on Yas Forums.

L-let's make dinner together, Anonymous

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Today's dish is something really special: CaptainCrutches' Favorite Chicken!
This is a recipe given to me by one of closest friends and has given me the go-ahead to share it with you

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food sounds good! I did my once-a-week takeout order, but I'd love a recipe to put aside for later this week.
what's on the menu, Alice?

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Hey, Alice. I love you.

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Hey Alice. Mind if I ask you for some advice? I'm a white nationalist but I also have discovered that I fantasize about a large African bull raping my white partner. Not that I'm a cuck. I mean I find the male himself attractive. I talked to my doctor about it and turns out that I might be gay. How do I break this to my partner? I hate gay people so should I just kill myself?

Kill all traps. Kill all traps. Kill all traps.

Wuv

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There's a little more than hugs going on there...

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Ingredients:
- 2 thin sliced chicken breasts (I just went with one big one, thinned out)
- 1/4 cup butter
- 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese (powdered)
- 1/3 cup breadcrumbs
- 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
- 1 tablespoon Worcesershire sauce
So easy!
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shite thread, shite food, and overall shiteness

sage

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uwu fuck you tranny bitch

Oh really? I can't say that I noticed that.

you should be taking this time to work on that s-s-stutter

T-the food isn't even out yet; how about you wait till the end to judge?

S-sorry, not a tranny

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chimken! I gotta be honest, I'm excited to not see red meat for once. it sounds good to me.

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Chek

Really now...

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So for this s-step, all we do is put the butter in the dish and pop it in the oven at 350F to melt it! Microwaving c-can burn it.

1/4 cup of butter is 4 tablespooons, if you didn't know. Aren't conversions f-fun?

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Fine, I'll wait to judge once im eating with my cock inside your warm boi pussy

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Your vocaroo is broken tranny cunt

That's certainly the story I'm going with, yes.

Love you Alice, hope you're doing well

What hold on there. What's wrong with being a white nationalist? That doesn't help with the fact that I fantasize about large black men.

I'm s-sorry dear, but I d-don't have such a thing

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Welcome back Alice!

>what's wrong with being a white nationalist
lol

Better now that you're here

I'll j-just go with "everything" and leave it at that

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Oh, so you're just going to let me imagine whatever story I want? That's brave~

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Now you're scaring me.

only now? she's always pretty scary.

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Lockdowns have me cooped up inside with not much to do. Start over thinking things and get myself down.

Hi Alice! Your threads are always like a day of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. But they are even more welcomed in these dark and troubling times. Let me give you a BIG HUG!!!

Run.

Alright, t-this vocaroo should be fixed: vocaroo.com/dTFrCcKtsyg

In this step we c-combine the breadcrumbs and the cheese, mixing it up so it will coat the chicken evenly.

If you would like more of a c-cheesy flavor, feel free to up the cheese a bit.

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*lick*

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W-whatcha thinking about?

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That one worked! Thank You!

Things i could have done better in the past or how my life isnt like i want it to be

Hope one day if you have children, you'll teach them that BBC is superior to little pink cock. It'll be best to teach them early on. Better early than late is what i always say (^:

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Isn't t-that true of anyone?

Next step~
After the butter has melted, take the baking dish out and add in the mustard and the Worcestershire sauce!

Give it a good mix and set aside for just a moment. We'll come back to that saucy bitch later.
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Alice have a nice 7,5 inches cock. I've saw it.

You h-have not, because I d-do not have one.

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Its always the white chicks with gross fucking titties that go for nigger dick

yeah, it just really adds up is all. Get myself thinking in circles. Usually takes a day or something really positive to break out of it

and then you can teach them about IQ distribution and why daddy is in prison because he just couldn't cut it!

*squeezes tightly* H-have you talked to anyone about it?

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Have you considered suicide yet, alice-chan?

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Prove it then.

N-not sure what you mean

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Supper sounds delicious tonight, I can't wait to try it

that's not how burden of proof works my dude, you claim it, you back it up.

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Could you show us your butt.

Here's the next step

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just some friends, they do what they can and it helps abit

MAKE RAMEN SUNDAE
MAKE RAMEN SUNDAE
MAKE RAMEN SUNDAE
FUCKING MAKE RAMEN SUNDAE YOU STUPID DUMB BITCH I WANT THE RECIPE FOR REN SUNDAY

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hi alice!

Kill
self

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Use a beaten egg in the butter/mustard mix. It'll help the breadcrumbs adhere better.

No thank you.

Hello

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well you gotta make sure it's not too hot or you'll cook the egg.

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RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN S.UNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RA.MEN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN S.UNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAM.EN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAMEN SUN.DAE
RAMEN SUNDAE
RAME.N SUNDAE
RAMEN SUNDAE

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Your poorly taught lessons have ruined my dinner, and wasted my time. Please stop.