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0 = 1 nuke
9 = 2 nukes
dubs = 3 nukes
trips = 5 nukes
quads = nerve gas
quints+ = over 9000+ nukes
dubs to finish a country after 6 hits and remove from map
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Let's nuke Lebanon now.
Honoring the pasta roll from previous thread
Rerolling
Russia needs to be wiped off the fucking map
Soon all of the middle east will be shiny and clear
Well done Vlad, you have your wish
Iran
Poland
Congo. There's not enough African countries destroyed.
As usual, the Poles have no idea what hit them
Let me try again.
UK
Nice. Now, South Sudan
Germany. Fuck em up.
France
That movie wasn't nearly as good as the book anyways. Congo is hit
Saudi Arabia
True. Speaking of shitty countries with films made about; Sierra Leone.
The Congo again. It was better when it was a Belgian colony.
Again.
I liked Leonardo DiCaprio in his role.
And suddenly I'm in the mood for waffles. 2 against Congo
Correction as it should be three
Jack should've stayed down with the Titanic
Rerolling
Namibia
Afganistan
Those Taliban should have been wiped clean in the first place
Once more.
Oh my fucking god reroll
Antarctica.
France
I'll grant you a reprieve for one nuke only because I spent a year there. Find me an interesting fact about the country with a linked source. I will judge from there.
rolley polley
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the japs