Parents busted me smoking weed last night. About to have a talk with them - what do Yas Forums. Dubs decide

Parents busted me smoking weed last night. About to have a talk with them - what do Yas Forums. Dubs decide
T. 18yo

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Kill them and yourself

It's just weed, who cares. Assure them you won't do any hard drugs. Then in 5 years you'll realize this conversation isn't a big deal.

Light a blunt during the conversation

don't get mad at them or anything just tell them it's your decision and don't smoke around them.

Then ask them if they have ever tried then pass them the roach

this.
ciph with the folks

Ask to speak with your dad in private for a moment to discuss man stuff.

>Dad, It was my first time trying it. Honestly, with all the political correctness and stuff going around, The media has been putting out so much homosexual stuff lately? It’s on all social media and YouTube and stuff.. it made me have a moment of weakness and I started questioning whether I might be attracted to men. I smoked weed because I heard it opens your mind and after smoking it I realised that I’m not gay at all. Now how about we drop this and go fishing? Maybe afterwards we could have a nice hot shower together.

Didn’t realize this was a YLYL thread, but I just lost!

You don't live in Canada do you....

fukken LOST

Tell them it's legal and there's nothing wrong with it, then offer to suck your dad's dick.

>18
>lives with parents
Literally rope yourself, nigger.

Maybe try having a shower with your dad?

Just explain to them how big of a loser you are and that the reason you can't move out is because you're wasting all your money on your weed addiction.

I already suggested that

Oh right sorry mb.

you guys used the old ‘shower with dad/get out of trouble’ trick too?

Yeah lol. Have a few times. Works like a charm.

Strip naked, go down on mother and offer anal virginity to dad

Small world. Thought I was the only one that did this.

Nah don’t do anything gay with your dad. Few of us here were just talking about showering with him. It has a pretty high success rate and isn’t gay.

this.

i tried getting off the hook once we my parents by letting my father stick his fingers inside my asshole and my mom nearly left him. for some reason tho she’s okay with us showering together. but sometimes she watches because she doesn’t trust us lol.

I’ve been in this same situation before. First time I ever smoked weed my parents could smell it. I didn’t think it smelled that bad because I was trying to blow the smoke out of a window but I think if people don’t smoke they can smell it more, idk. My parents were pissed but I settled it by showering with my dad. Maybe try it.

you’re late to the party mate we’ve already suggested that

Ah my bad

Yes. Do I know you?

OP Here, thanks for the genuine advice and hearty keks. Godspeed

I remember assuring my parents at 18 that weed would be the hardest thing I would try.

Biggest lie ever.

>18yo
Go home, granny.

Yeah because the hardest thing you tried was another man’s cock in your mouth.

Well yes. But I was doing that long before I started smoking pot.

fuck man i didn't know the only people that lived in canada were your fucking acquaintances

Tits or GTFO

Drop to your knees and suck your father's cock while your mom looks on in horror

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You know what to do

Blow him

Smoke them up. I remember my parents busting me and hating pot, now they smoke a few times a month.

Do you guys really offer to shower with your dads as an offer of apology? I don’t get it?

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