dubs gets to carve something in to my thigh
Dubs gets to carve something in to my thigh
hentai
Nah man I used to do this gay shit. Then I got addicted to sex. Be like me instead
The suicide hotline number
Swastika
carve “ahoy!”
roll
trying a couple more times
hope you’re okay man, self harm is no joke. but if you’re gonna do something, please do something positive. like “i’m beautiful” or “i deserve happiness” (those are both really long i know)
hang in there man, things will get better soon
rolll
Looks like we have a winner
"op gey"
Winrar
ur mom gay
You need help.
op never delivers
waste of win
A helping of sharper knifes that is!
But seriously, no good comes out of this shit.
OOPSIE
Daddy
baby stand
Reroll
OP is kill. Tom and jerry meme resume
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
reroll
Did you ever wish this??
sub to nikolas on ifunny
rerollv2
Lol rappers
reroll
rerollx3
reroll part 4
I'm an American high school student in 2020. There are multiple school shootings a day. Every teacher is now armed. Veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built-in miniguns. The Algebra 2 teacher is handing out the quiz, her body armor jostling around. I reach into my backpack to take out my calculator. Her M16 is already trained on me. "DON'T FUCKING MOVE." "I-I need my calculator." "THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ." "I-I thought I could use my calculator." "YOU THOUGHT WRONG." Tense pause. She lowers her weapon. A school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the room. Her brains splatter all over my face. A second school shooter in the front wheels around with a shotgun, blasting the first shooter because he doesn't want to share the headlines. The cute girl next to me holds up her ballistics shield half a second too late. I try to run for the door. A veteran mobility scooter flies into the room firing 100 rounds a second into my upper torso. As my carcass joins those of my classmates, I die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Europoors. My family gets charged $10m for medical expenses plus tip.
reroll
sub to nikolas on ifunny
reroll circa 5
HAHAHAHA this one is quite funny
Op is a useless cunt as always pussy ass
reroll season6
Cuck
Nawwwe, how cute
Did little Mittens scratch you again?
That naughty little kitten
alright you win op
A fat veiny cock
roll, carve nick into your arm. he’s a friend of mine
winner
get carving faggot