What does a female ass smell like

OP, try man ass. That's more your cup of tea.

Smells good if shes clean. Even after a shower there is this lingering ass musk that drives me crazy

The same as your ass.

You're a girl? I'll eat that shitter. I'll even let you shit down my throat.

saffron with a hint of apple. it's really quite becoming.

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Like my breath

this young lady is not wearing undergarments
the better to show off her cute turd cutter

Actually no, retard.

I've sniffed many women's assholes. No where as close to men's assholes.

youre right but i nothing about it
it takes me like an hour for a tiny little lump. it wont be satisfying for either of us

Same as a male ass

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post pic of ur ass

>it wont be satisfying for either of us
A whole hour of eating and fucking your shit-packed ass nonstop before you finally dump that condensed rock on me, baby? You kidding? That sounds like a great time.

Yup my wife was the same way, constantly constipated and taking little rabbit shits. We incorporated more salads and greens in her diet along with probiotics and she's alot more regular now.

like hot steaming shit

Trips prove you are a virgin

>we??

that is wholly unsettling that you know about your wife's bowel habits. are you fecal freaks? wormers? poo eaters? knowing when she defecates, how big her stool is et al is quite disturbing.

Nope, different hormones, bacteria and skin.

you stupid fool. the woman's colon is larger than the male. estrogen affects the smell of the woman's logs. thus the smell of the butthole. they have larger turds, too. their logs are MUCH larger than a males.

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Virgin confirmed

>he doesn't play with his wife's poo, he must be a virgin!!

Good God man

I take it you have never been married or have kids..

Coprophagia has nothing to do with simps, retard. I just love eating girls' shit. It's fucking great. It's warm, it's chewy, it sticks to your teeth. It's pretty bitter, but it's got this sweetness to it as well. Hard to explain, you just have to try it to understand.

I'm a wormer, but I don't play with poo ffs

take magnesium citrate. not the fake magnesium oxide they put in vitamins

welp. this thread really has taken a turn for the worse.
I KNEW you were all poo eaters.

eat shit

b-baka

I fucking will

guy's on Yas Forums.
assume he's a turbo virgin incel

is it a domination thing too? do you enjoy being shat on?

Based.

I enjoy being shat on but I don't consider that domination. It's more of a mutual thing. Like, I would want her to do that, and then lick it and nibble on it while it's on my body or preferably on my cock and maybe bite a chunk of her shit and pass it into my mouth from her mouth.

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I'm also genuinely curious, would consuming your own shit be a turn on? I'm assuming not since you say it tastes different.

have you eaten your own shit?

how does your shit come out after a Coprophagia episode?

Put your finger up your ass, smell it, there you go... Fag.

the perfect gentleman

do you enjoy piss too?

Eating my own shit does nothing for me, I tried it once between girls to try and jerk off and it just wasn't doing it for me. Kinda grossed me out.

When you eat shit, you shit shit. It's not any different. Your body will fight to suck up any remaining nutrition as you break down and digest it, but it was already waste going in.

Hell no, dude. That's fucking sick. God, leave it to this site to come up with some degenerate shit like that.

also so you'd want her to eat her own shit too? or yours?