After a long night of partying you wake up alongside your still unconcious girlfriend inside of a cave. You have no idea how you got there and there's rocks blocking the entrance. The rocks cannot be penetrated without tools. We need to go deep into the cave to find tools. DUBS decide what happens next
After a long night of partying you wake up alongside your still unconcious girlfriend inside of a cave...
Rape gf
Send GF into cave, sleep some more next to the rocks.
>the game
rerolling.
Post selfies on twatter
they go further inside the cave after your gf slaps the shit out of you and u say lol sorry dont be sucha bitch.
use gf as tool
lick wall
Breath moistily into gf
Just walk towards the camera
There's clearly a huge cross section taken out of the wall
Attempt to use gf as a tool
Kill the bitch, make tools out of her bones, excape
rolling again
reroll for a genius
you quikly realize humans make for awfoul tools
Attempt to use Thu'um to blast the rocks away
Talk about Mirandas blameful panda
call AAA
Take a shit. I always shit first thing in the morning, and I always shit naked.
A gang of young hooligans show up and take my girlfriend to eat.
Reruik
Summon a demon to help you escape.
winrar
gfs name is isabelle
They aren't black
Isabelle is taken away as you quiver with fear
attempt rescue
Cry
Masturbate
break the fourth wall
Cry we shall!!!
You fall to you knees and cry, you LOVED that girl
find a bear
walk into the cave already