I would really like to be a serial killer. I'm not gonna do it for obvious reasons...

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I dare u

I would pay for her college studies and see her become a successful business woman

You should probably be in prison

Probably told her to drink with me and while drunk I would gently fuck her.

kill yourself first to see if you like it op!

YES!!!
I can so relate. Fucking think about this shit all the time.

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Brutally rape several times, then shave her head for extra humiliation, hang her upside down from my dungeon ceiling and beat her senseless with a whip, then peel of all her skin with a scalpal, douse her with oil, and then light her on fire. Once she has completely burned to cinders, I take the charred bones and keep them as trophies. Note that she will be alive and awake during this entire process, right up until the final emolation. If necessary I inject amphetamines to keep her as alert as possible while she's being tortured.

>Anyone else relate
Not fucking hardly.

Yeah, and how would you go about killing her?

Okay now that's hot.

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Looks like an old bitch pretending to be a girl. Do not want.

Normalfags detected. Go back to /r/eddit!

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good attempt fed

You wouldn't have the balls you little cunt

Sounds like a whitechapel song...

you're a f** op

Ye I fucking hate it. Can you retards just shut the fuck up? Who the fuck cares. If its real and OP actually have girl in his basement who the fuck cares. Btw post tits or GTFO

i would like to be a serial killer, but not for the actual crime, but for the remembrance

everyone and their great grandmother knows who ted bundy is, i would love to be something like that

not that i'd actually murder people, but it's something to think about

Thought crime you say? What is wrong with "people" like you

this thread again

Why are you even here on Yas Forums... which fucking thread exactly suits you please explain why you lurk here

Oh hey wow you’ve skimmed 1984. I hope your sophomore year of high school is a bit easier for you than freshman year

We got a real intellectual on our hands here, boyz

wwyd to her then?

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Op kys:)

Wasn't referencing 1984 in the slightest, I was referring to you saying OP should be in jail for asking if anyone else ever gets urges to kill some people. But yeah, 1984 and you're the guy who kills anyone who farts.

Tie her up, stick a tube down her throat, and force-feed asphalt to her until she dies.

>trying to walk back this quickly

Ok, chief

>we
>on our hands
>boys

>imagining you're some kind of small dumbfuck hicktown authority figure and we are your inbred posse

wow. you're one sad bastard user. but then that explains why you're here.

It wouldn't be hard if you traveled often. Interstate travel through small towns and take your pick of whatever opportunity presents itself. It's easy enough to keep from leaving DNA at the house by transporting the victim to an undisclosed location. But cell phones are a bitch and they're everywhere. You'd basically have to kill everyone in the house and destroy their phones. Take the victim with you to a wooded area close by, do you business,and kill them there when you're done. If you don't leave DNA you don't really have to hide the body, ecpecially in small towns. There is always some kind of wild animal that's gonna scatter the remains all over the place, so the body will probably get discovered within a couple of weeks. In several places.

Yassss

So can I fuck your sister now?

I will be one day. A real, not a edgy tumblr retared goth normal adolescent like you, OP. Kill yourself and be saved of the failure of your miserably life.

Awww yeaaa you know we hate dem interlechsuuulz aint dat right my nigger? all they teachiz they mean ta me an mak me feel reel bad cuz i dun read gud.

This guy gets it

You’re a follower. You just haven’t gotten over your denial yet

Read this in special jacks voice. Ben Stiller is fucking hilarious.

Oh, Would you like to eat their flesh as well?

You can do that in Mexico.

I mean i guess, if you like women in their 50s

I don't understand this mindset. Who the fuck cares if some rando 50 years from now says your name after you're dead? You lack the passion to be remembered, and that is why you fail.

Haha you fucking neckbeard, i'll fuck your 50plus year old sister anyday. Dickhead

Okay, gramps, now I understand why you have no sense of humor. "Get off my lawn, you fucking squirrels!"

To be fair, becoming a serial killer is a much surer way to achieving immortality than creating something.