Weekend warrior here

Weekend warrior here
Just got told I'm being activated
Been smoking a shitton of weed
They told us to be in tomorrow at very short notice

Is tomorrow really drug test day
Are they gonna test you think
How fucked am I Yas Forums

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You're a goddamn lmg gunner, aren't you?

Nope just a qm

It`s worse. It`s a happening.

there are always drug tests after 4/20
gg

I'm fine w being activated, means I'm actually getting paid

Oh okay.
Nobody gives a fuck then.
Should be fine.
Actually would explain 6ft guys getting extra small drill uniforms.

Let's hope
It's just that we're getting called in literally day after 420
Plus pot is legal in our state

Lol.
Reservists relieving police roadblocks and patrols to try and enforce quarantine.
You'll be fine.

You're fucked.

Although you should have expected it because of 4/20

It's the reserves.
It's like play-play soldiers.
(Whispers)
(Their superiors take out their firing pins for public safety)

Of course they're doing testing after 420, they're not retards dumbass.

Ausfag here. What kind of test to they give you? Mouth swab or piss test?

Piss

Probably a piss test for metabolised traces.
Beware the dreaded hair clipping test - detectable up to 6 months afterwards.

You guys still use the f89?

Just drink 4 liters of water over 2 hours before you go in. If they talk shit about it being clear say "that's the way my pee looks" and they'll accept it. Make sure before you go in for the test that you pee quite a few times and make sure it is clear.

Source: I was on probation as a teen and passed dozens of piss tests this way including once while high.

Easier to get someone else to piss in a capri sun bag for you

Really? Haven’t heard of that one. My work springs a swab test on us, but a rinse out with apple cider vinegar cures that little hiccup up.

Lol.
Lucky bastard.
You dont know how uncomfortable hiding a capri sun bag behind your balls is.

I have no idea what that is

I really don’t. Especially because I have no idea what a capri sun bag is! Lol

I think he means one of those juice packets you have to stab the straw into

Shit.
Sorry, forgot you dont get them everywhere - soft foil juice bag with hole for a straw in the top
Meant F88
The Steyr
A rifle
Click clack go boom boom
By the way- All Blacks suck black dick, Springbokke for the win

How in Gods name is anyone still alive over there with all those Chinamen roaming around?

Yeah, I pissed into a MIO container for a buddy when I was in the service. A mio as in those liquid flavor things for water. It worked out for him because the pecker checker wasn't a literal faggot looking at dicks.

Holy shit.
I get it now.
Australia - infested with Chinese immigrants - have mobilised hunter-killer squads made up of overweight reservists to eliminate any oriental they come across in order to protect their endangered bat population.
OP is worried his marijuana habit will negatively affect his performance while hunting zipperheads in the outback.

I knew it.
They never look at your cock. (Unless you're in the navy then they never don't look at your cock.)
Well done, man

When I was at MEPS which is where you go to get screened before joining, they actually looked at our dicks, and I've had one other guy do it too, some faggot sergeant in S1.

The best counter to the pecker checker is dropping your pants and underwear to your ankles while pissing.

Well yeah - so guys dont give everyone Herpes and Syphilis - sharing toilets and shit.
Was that Sergeant a member of the village people?
He didn't see it up close, did he?

Try smearing your whole dick with pritt glue.
Maximum luls.

Red lace thongs arent standard issue, soldier.