This girl is your new college dorm roommate, how would you react and wwyd?

This girl is your new college dorm roommate, how would you react and wwyd?

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I would lump her in with the other chickenheads unless she offer up something worth remembering.

Ask when he transitioned seeing as dorm rooms aren't co-ed in literally any college.

starts normal conversation, set rules in room together (i take laundry job), tell her that i dont care if she walk nude in room

Lets says college dorm are coed now, how would you react and wwyd in OPs rp?

"SHOW ME DAT DICK BOIII!"

Its a girl in OPs scenario..

be friendly and respectful to her in person, but when she's out, cum in her food, her panties, her shampoo, toothpaste, pillow, socks, moisterizer, anything and everything that she touches, eats, puts in/on her, etc. After a year with me she'd have some of my cum in/on her 24/7

Ask her to cosplay as the guildmarm and go to the local con (I will of course be dressed as brachydios)

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Lmao will you then abandon her and let her take care of the babies by herself or be a true gentleman and marry her?

I would ask her what color her butthole is and if she says pink then ask her if I could lick it

What if she says no?

I don't think women get pregnant from eating cum and rubbing it all over themselves

Spotted the virgin

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>tell her that i dont care if she walk nude in room

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Tell her to fuck off to the kitchen quickly and start cleaning

what about her dirty clothes? like socks and panties

>tell her your not like other guys
>if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen
Then continue setting up your ps3 and hanging your two fedora's over each bed post at then end of your bed

I might use her dirty panties for fun, but if they're going into the wash that'd defeat the purpose of what I'm going for. Fresh clothes are where it's at. Panties, socks, bras, swimsuits, leggings... a little bit of fresh cum left to dry in an inconspicuous place could go a long way

>green eyes
>freckles

Christ almighty, I would pass out immediately, thinking it was too good to be true, and once it sets in that this was indeed real, I would proceed to do absolutely nothing because I am a total coward. If, by some miracle, I got comfortable around her after a while, I would try and start hanging out with her more and more often. If it just so happened that God decided to bless me with divine luck and that goes well, I honestly don't know what I'd do.

FUCKING WWYD LARPERS ARE THE CANCER THAT KILLED THIS SITE. EVERY FUCKING THREAD HAS ONE OF KIK ASKING KNOBS WANTING TO JACK OFF WITH OTHER MEN BECUASE THEY'RE #STROKING, BUT NO HOMO JUST JACKING OFF WITH OTHER MEN OF SEX FANTASYS IS STRAIGHT AS FUCK.

FFS

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I'm 35 and back in college. I really want to finish my degree. If you fuck around or party I'm calling your dad.

I don't know who that is, but I'd get her good and fucking drunk so I could take pics of her while I violated her.
I'd also jerk off with her dirty panties ALL THE TIME.

I'd keep my penis well away from her mouth of course. She's clearly a fucking psycho

Why did m00t change my picture? Thats not what I posted, i dont even have this in my Yas Forums folder

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ATM Rape her

Hide a camera in her room and the bathroom and fap to her nudes.

Meh... not a big fan. Could I trade her in for a brown-eyed brunette?

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Blondies are cuter though.. :(

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Nope. Blue eyed blonds look so washed-out. Never got into 'em.